Facebuko Describe your EX with a Movie title…
A Series of Unfortunate Events
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Kung Kaya Mo, Kaya Ko Rin
Habang Lalong Nasasaktan, Tumatapang
Taylor Lautner HOLLAND – Hope Our Love Last And Never Dies
ITALY – I Trust And Love You
LIBYA – Love Is Beautiful You Also
TAIWAN – True Adoration Is Wonderful And Never-ending
KOREA – Keep Optimistic Regardless of Every Adversity
RUSSIA – Romance Under the Sky & Stars is Intimate Always
CANADA – Cute And Nice Action that Developed into Attraction
CHINA – Come Here I Need Affection
INDIA – I Nearly Died In Adoration
KENYA – Keep Everything Nice Yet Arousing
JAPAN – Jump And Play All Night
PHILIPPINES – Pump Harder I Love It Please Please I Need Erotic Stimulation
Manny Pacquiao
Jinkee Pacquiao Bebeh, may malaki akong problema.
Wag mong sabihing problema mo lang. Anong sabi sa Bible Study kanina?
Ang problema ng mag-asawa ay magkasamang nilulutas.
Kaya ang problema mo, problema dapat natin dahil nagmamahalan tayo. Ngayon, anong problema natin?
Nabuntis natin pala yung cost-host ko at tayo ang ama!
Angeline Quinto Nakikiusap ako sa ‘yo.
Nagmamakaawa…
Kunin mo na’ng lahat sa akin… Wag lang siya…
Kinuha na ang lahat sa akin… Wala pa ang aking mahal.

Binago na ang lahat sa akin… Una ang aking mukha.
Baguhin nyo na ang lahat sa akin… Wag lang ang aking mukha.
^Ipinagkait ang lahat sa akin… Wala pa sa ‘king nagmahal.

Na-team up nyo na ang lahat sa akin… Ngunit walang nagmahal.

Kuhanin nyo ang lahat ng saging… Ibenta nating nang mahal.

Itanong nyo na ang lahat sa akin… Wag lang ang aking mahal.

Ipagawa nyo na ang lahat sa akin… Wag lang ang aking mukha.
Lumalapit ang lahat sa akin… Si Jinkee lang ang aking mahal.

Ikwento nyo na ang lahat sa akin… Wag sa kilay kong makapal.
Kunin nyo na ang lahat sa akin… Magbabayad ka’ng mahal.

Swiper, Kunin mo na ang lahat sa akin… Wag lang ang bangs na dangkal.
Kumuha ng exam lahat sa akin. Sa UP naming mahal.
Kunin nyo na ang limelight sa akin… Wag lang ang mag-hi sa madla. #USTv
Kunin nyo na ang lahat sa akin… Wag class A bag kong mahal.
Marian Rivera So Dong and Kris are getting closer ah but still #TodayIWill give them the benefit of the daw.
Pinay Beauties won in Miss World and Miss Internation. #TodayIWill give them a big hand of applause.
#TodayIWill screenshot all your messages. #BodyOfEvidence
Lord, thank you po sa lahat ng projects but #TodayIWill just take things first at a time.
#TodayIWill support RH Bill.
Falling in love is easy. Staying in love? #TodayIWill accept the challenge.
#TodayIWill open a new joint account.
#TodayIWill party ROCK in the house.
#TodayIWill Let Go and Let God.
#TodayIWill start my concert tour around the Globe.
#LakasMongMakaGlobe #GoLangNgGo
#TodayIWill let go of the #TodayIWill tweets and Let God save me.
#TodayIWill be the RP’s new Box Office Queen.
#TodayIWill move on (but will still check your Facebook everyday)
#TodayIWill hurt @Chacha Bulilit
Huh?

… by hugging you so tight.
#TodayIWill continue loving you.
#TodayIWill continue loving you more.
#TodayIWill share my blessings in the sky.
Shaina Magdayao Naging masama ba akong girlfriend? Bakit basta mo na lang ako iiwan?
Hindi mo na kailangang gumawa ng mali para iwan ka ng partner mo. Minsan nga kahit puro kabutihan ang ginagawa mo iiwan ka pa rin.
Na-touch mo, Papa. Na-touch mo.
Adam Carolla By the way, I think Manny is a good fighter…
… Manny Villar …

By the way, I think Manny is a good fighter…
Manny Pacquiao, Akon Thiam and Joshua Clottey are tagged in these photos:

“Paper View”: Manny vs Akon
James Cameron has posted pictures on his profile.

Avatar Trilogy
is now thinking of the possible sequels and prequels.
Jollibee May bagong kapitbahay?


The New KFC
Dionisia Pacquiao Magritiro na si Manny. Bagay naman sa kanya presidente.

Manny For President
Krista Ranillo Parang gusto ko tuloy manood ng New Moon.
Blade Trinity Damn. New blood of vampires!

Heck, they don’t even sparkle.
I wish Silverworks would actually work. Hahaha.
Jonas, and you even thought of Quicksilver eh.
I know what you’re thinking.

Stay away.
No need. Just stay close to me.
Blood!

Effortless!

Karylle Tatlonghari The past has passed. I learned my lessons. History na lang siya.
May History nga kayo, may Chemistry naman kami!
*smiles* *smiles*
Yeah right. But we also know your Anatomy as well.