James Yap Before Marriage
I have been waiting for this day.
Will you ever cheat on me??
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Facebuko Describe your EX with a Movie title…
A Series of Unfortunate Events
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Kung Kaya Mo, Kaya Ko Rin
Habang Lalong Nasasaktan, Tumatapang
Baby James Yap 
Kris Aquino What’s KIROT, Mama?
Yun ung kinakain ni Bugs Bunny. KIROT! Haha. I’m so funny.
What’s ang KIREI lang Mama?
Bimby Aquino Kris Aquino What’s STD mama?
Yung taong chill lang. Always on top. Hindi gumagalaw, STD lang.
Ivan Galvez Ako’y may syota,
Lumipat sa pangit.
Di ko na kinaya,
May Kabit pa pala.
Sayang lang pag-ibig ko,
Tinangay ng gago.
Konting arte lamang,
Nagka-award pa ako.
Sarah Geronimo Lord, I want the best man.
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Jendi Schuck Tiyang Olga – Tiyang, malapit na ang oras ng dalaw…
Eh di kayo na ang may dalaw. Ako na ang menopause.
Tomoh! Ong golong golong nomon nyon!
Victoria Valera Gelai Agustin – I’ll get my man back.
Kung mag-asawa nga naghihiwalay, (right Krissy?), bf pa kaya?
Kung bulkan nga sumasabog, mukha mo pa kaya?
Kelangan i-damay ako?
Pero, Gelai, Win na Win ka in fairness!
Kris Aquino If anybody is to blame, it’s me. I was the one who brought it up with Noy not realizing naman it would cause such a major issue…
Krissy, dito ako medyo napipikon. Hindi tatanggapin dapat ang offer ng Secretary of Department of Tourism dahil ako ay hindi marketing man, dahil ako ay hindi abugado and that I am just an entertainer.
Teka, Boy!
This is not about you, Boy! Haha.
Kung meron kang ire-rekomenda para sa gobyerno, gusto mo ‘yong taong mapagkakatiwalaan mo. Gary Valenciano. Mr. Pure Energy himself.
Our next Secretary of Department of Energy.
Hmmmm…
‘Di bale na lang kaya…
Noynoy Aquino Marian Rivera – Salamat pala sa pagpunta ninyo ni Dingdong Dantes.
Walang anuman po iyon. Sa inyo pa rin ako.
Ang ganda talaga ng chemistry nyo ni Dingdong.
Talaga, Ate Kris? Paano mo nasabi?
Kitang-kita ko naman sa kilos niyo eh. PSYCHOLOGY din kasi ako.
Yan yan, jan kayo magaling ABS-CBN. Puri-puring si Noynoy. Pero hindi nyo pa rin nakakalimutang sirain si Marian.
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Adam Carolla By the way, I think Manny is a good fighter…
… Manny Villar …
By the way, I think Manny is a good fighter…
Noynoy Aquino Won’t be bringing a car to work na everyday! Stupid taxi who bumped my car! 5k down the drain!
First to comment! Hahaha!
Um, Noynoy usually asks someone to tweet messages that he wants to share to the public.
@Noynoy, may balance ka pa namang P5,000 ngayong buwan pag ako naging presidente.
Step down na. Maawa na kayo sa akin.
Kris Aquino Ruffa Gutierrez – Aminin mo… ibang level ang saya dito sa Farmville.
Well, I know, you don’t have to rub it in Kris. Syempre I’m sad din. Sana wag mo naman, you know, dagdagan. Withered na nga eh.
We harvest in circles, we harvest in circles, we don’t say goodbye.
Ruffa, ano ka ba? we’re neighbors!
Some people want all the crops & can be really tactless. I’m happy that my neighbors here in Country Story show equal respect for each other.
Ruffa, alam ko adik ka sa pagharvest. Pero dun sa kabila, sa Barn Buddy, walang maiinggit sa ‘yo dun. May peace of mind.
PPCRV Jonas Roque – As per Republic Act 9006 or the Fair Elections Act and with the approval of Commission on Elections, we are calling for your leave of absence for the duration of the campaign period if celebrities like you continue to endorse candidates.
According to Section 6 of the Fair Election Act, “Any mass media columnist, commentator, announcer, reporter, on-air correspondent or personality who is a candidate for any elective public office or is a campaign volunteer for or employed, or retained in any capacity by any candidate or political party shall be deemed resigned, if so required by their employer, or shall take a leave of absence from his/her work as such during the campaign period.”
Yes, mass media includes Internet. And yes, celebrity. But No on leave of absence. Paano na UPD Engineering? Lolz.
See you in Quezon City jail, Jonas.
