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Hamburglar

Hamburglar Ganoon lang kadali makuha ang mga babae… dahil lang sa french fries?

Hetty
Hindi ko kailangan ng french fries. Ang kailangan ko, BOYFRIEND.
Hamburglar
Huh? French fries lang meron ako eh. Wala akong boyfriend.
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French Fries · 14 April 2011 · Comments
mcdo fries lang gusto nya ?? kfc nmn !! hahahahahaha.....
17 May 11 at 00:29
Julia Montes
hi
31 December 11 at 17:22
Ronald McDonald

Ronald McDonald ‘Pag magaling magsayaw, habulin ng mga babaeng sexy…

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Jollibee & Hetty Showdown @ Christmas Party

Hetty
FYI mali ka ng dialogue e baka habulin mo. Ikaw ang naghabol! binreak ka nga e!
Hetty
Nakikipaghiwalay sayo Ikaw ang habol ng habol! Alam mo yan! Alam mo ang TOTOO!!! Sa microphone m pa sinabi para marinig lahat ng mascots
Hetty
Pakabait ng image mo. Hindi nila alam Grabe ka Lang umarte! Nagpapatanggal ka ng mascot sa branch mo kasi Di mo kaya makasama! Arte mo!
Hetty
Wag mo ko paparinggan at sasabihan ng walang katotohanan wag mo ko simulan kasi marami ako alam na kaartehan mo! LOVE ‘KO TO pa naman!
Birdie the Early Bird
@Hetty Nagbibiruan lang sila ni Grimace kanina..ewan ko kung bakit kailangan mong mag react ng over ng ganito? Relax ka lang! Alamin mo muna kung ano ang punot dulo bago ka magreact ng ganyan.
Twirlie
@world Ang nakarating sa akin medyo pati ako ay nababastos na. So nagulat ako doon kasi nga ang objective ko ay maayos. Pati ako talaga ay walang patumanggang binabastos. That is so wrong. Nobody has the right to treat my like that if I have not hurt that person.
Hetty
Wow. Ang “aga” namang manghusga jan, eh hindi pa nga sila bati ni Champ. Sana wala na po Mang-gatong at pagdasal niyo na lang po na maayos namin. Kami Lang po ang dapat mag-ayos nito.kami lang po.
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Hetty As Cristine Reyes · 28 December 2010 · Comments
sam
parang adik lang cla..haha..
12 February 11 at 10:39
Francine Moira
aaaaaaaaaaaaaah! it's hetty,twirly,birdy,mcdonald!
28 June 11 at 15:09
Mang Inasal

Mang Inasal and Jollibee are now friends.

Ronald McDonald
Anong kaguluhan ito?
Jollibee
Beeh, let me explain.
Ronald McDonald
Ipinagpalit mo ako sa amoy usok na yan. Makakatikim talaga sa akin yang Inasal na yan?
Jollibee
Kung may gusto kang saktan, wag na si Inasal. Ako na lang.
Ronald McDonald
Sasaktan ko siya. Dahil alam ko na higit sa lahat, ikaw ang masasaktan, ikaw ang magsisisi.
Jollibee
Beh?
Ronald McDonald
Wag mo na wag mo akong ma-beh-beh beh na parang ang tanga-tanga ko. Hindi mo alam kung anong kaya kong gawin. You get out!
Jollibee
Eh wall namin ito?
Mang Inasal
Hahaha.
Ronald McDonald
What’s funny? Do I look funny?
Mang Inasal
But you’re a clown dear.
Jollibee
@Ronald, I just bought 70% of Papang’s business. Yun lang. Wag ka na mag-selos please.
Mang Inasal
@Ronald, Jollibee is the best option. Imagine if Colonel Sanders bought me, Unlimited Rice + Unlimited Gravy = bankruptcy.
Colonel Sanders
Papang, that’s so cheap of you. But then again, I can’t blame you. Hindi natuturo ang taste! Magsama-sama kayo!
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Mang Inasal, Magkakaribal · 19 October 2010 · Comments
¿Baquit yung 7-11 walá pang mascot?
30 March 11 at 00:08
grabihan lang ha a kayo ni mag bf gf ba kayo ni jollibee
27 January 12 at 21:27
Ronald McDonald

Ronald McDonald Jollibee – Congrats, beeh! Napanood kita sa Glee. Pa-burger ka naman jan.

John Lloyd Cruz
World class na, nag-level up ka na!
Ronald McDonald
Ang lande lang.
Cesar Montano
You’re the “Singing Bee“!
Jollibee
Bubuyog for short!
Pak!
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JolliGlee · 21 May 2010 · Comments
Dianne
sooooo cute!!!:)
6 November 10 at 12:30
i love u john..
5 October 11 at 15:38
Jollibee

Jollibee ay pagod sa sobrang daming party this season.

 
Endless Shift

Ronald McDonald
Beeh, pahinga ka na po. Merry Christmas.
Jollibee
Saan ba tayo party? Dito sa amin o diyan sa inyo.
Ronald McDonald
Kina Chuck na lang, sabaw gravy!
Jollibee
Sige. Kita kits.
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Pagod Sa Shift · 31 December 2009 · Comments
unknown
nakita ko po 'yan sa facebook na website habang nag-reresearch ako nang ano-ano.
6 August 10 at 22:37
marionpadilla
hahaha!1
20 October 10 at 19:55
Ronald McDonald

Ronald McDonald is playing FarmVille!

Pink Cow
Ronald found a lonely Pink Cow on their farm. Oh no!
 
Ronald was farming when a lonely Pink Cow from a nearby Strawberry Farm wandered onto their farm in FarmVille. She’s worried that she may never find a new home because, well, she’s more than a little different.
Ronald McDonald
Quarter Pounder
Jollibee
Champ
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Pink Cow · 21 November 2009 · Comments
Mas gusto ko Cheeseburger sa mcdo
11 September 10 at 12:46
LOL
11 August 11 at 00:19
Jollibee

Jollibee Ronald McDonald – Check mo pics natin. :)

  

Ronald McDonald
Landi mo! Wahaha!
Jollibee
Oi, ni-add na kita sa Cafe World as neighbor ko! Accept mo na ah.
Ronald McDonald
Okay, beeh.
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Jollibee-Ronald Affair · 15 October 2009 · Comments
gawan nyo po akong facebook
7 August 11 at 19:01
landi ni jollibee vaklush
27 January 12 at 21:31
Jollibee

Jollibee Mickey Arrovo – Eating in McDonald’s doesn’t make you less of a president, a person or a bee! Dignity, your face!

Jollibee
Love ko ‘to!
Ronald McDonald
Beeh, pa-trade naman tomatoes sa RC! Thanks.
Jollibee
Tomato traded! Bee happy!
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Love Ko ‘To · 23 August 2009 · Comments
papampam
cutie!!
13 March 10 at 17:39
nice...
10 July 10 at 19:59
 
 
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