Facebuko

Facebook, the social networking website of the planet, and its familiar web layout, functionalities, jargons and logo are owned by Facebook Inc. The use, a heavy one in Facebuko's case, of such properties and derived works are for humor's sake and does not intend to infringe copyright. Likewise, the characters involved in this saga are properties of their respective owners.

Facebuko is not and will not behave as a social networking site where users can have their own profiles and add friends. Facebuko is simply a blog updated with fake, yes fake no matter how close their statuses and responses are, yet corny and funny statuses of well-known personalities, celebrities and fictional characters.

Lastly, the comments of the readers does not necessarily reflect the views of Facebuko and its owner.

Wala na lang basagan ng trip. If imitation is the best form of flattery, then Facebuko has done it to the highest level! Facebuko is the sincerest tribute to Facebook who has changed the lives of many Filipinos and Friendster users.

The one who laughed last does not get the joke. That's why Facebuko is giving out some clues on the characters involved in this bukoserye to familiarize yourself with their dramas. You can also find here the background and trivia of some of the (in)famous Facebuko friends.

< < 1. Katrina Halili
More often than not, I'm frustrated with the quiz results that I received from the user created Facebook quizzes. Hence this randomness takes another victim in the person of Katrina. Regardless of her answers, the result will still link to Hayden.

2. Francisco Zorro > >
It's not his real name. He looks like Zorro hence the surname. Francisco or Isko is made up to hint the readers that this hero lives at his own Gotham City called UP Diliman Campus.

3. Inday Binayubay
She is the protagonist (but antagonist at the same time as she causes everyone else's nose to bleed) of Blog Ni Inday, ang Sosyal na Katulong. She is known there as Inocencia Binayubay. Her archnemesis is Ederlyn Cruz.

< < 4. Ederlyn Cruz
You might received her SMS before that says s/he's inviting everyone to her birthday celebration. I Google-d her profile picture and suddenly s/he and her/his barkada popped out. Do your own search to find out the names of her sistahs. And yeah, Wowie de Guzman's one of them. By the way, Ederlyn is the third wheel of love triangles. You might heard of the commotion that happened during the party when Chona Mae accused her/him for stealing Arman (Armando Solit). Ederlyn is also much involved in Dodong-Inday love affair. She's simply a relationship wrecker.

< < 5. Dodong Jardinero and Armando Solit
I'm also Google-ing the right Dodong profile picture when this image showed the actors that played the role of Dodong in Zsazsa Zaturnah. Jardinero is coined from "hardinero" while Solit comes from "Armando Solis" of Betty La Fea.

6. Anghel Ama
Siya ang Anak ni Baby Ama played by Robin Padilla.

7. Jobert Sucaldito
That should have been cucumber and not eggplant as told by Good Times Manila. Nevertheless, that's still gay.

8. Ramon Lagumberri > >
I know. I know. It's Lecumberri! Ramon has once falsified documents and changed his surname from Lecumberri to Lagumberri! The emo image references one of his looks in the hit teleserye, Tayong Dalawa.

9. Greta
We still don't know her surname. And yes, she's dead. Yet, she had few Facebuko updates before the classic and tragic cliche of "magpapakabayani ako bilang bullet proof mo" happened.

10. JR Garcia
Where the hell is JR? Wala pang Facebuko account. Busy kay Audrey.

This section is still under maintenance. All references and sources used in Facebuko will be cited here.