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Facebuko » Ronald McDonald http://facebuko.com is like Facebook. Only Delicious. Tue, 10 Apr 2012 10:08:52 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 Praybeyt Muna http://facebuko.com/2011/11/05/praybeyt-muna/ http://facebuko.com/2011/11/05/praybeyt-muna/#comments Fri, 04 Nov 2011 20:26:34 +0000 Jonas Roque http://facebuko.com/?p=3814 Continue reading →]]> Ronald McDonald ‘Pag lalaki naka-MAKEUP, BAKLA na? Di ba pwedeng CLOWN muna?

Paolo Feliciano

‘Pag maraming chicks, BABAERO na agad? Di ba pwedeng FRIENDLY muna?

‘Pag ba vain, HOMOSEXUAL na agad? Di ba pwedeng METROSEXUAL muna?

‘Pag ba nawawala, eh ELISA agad? Di ba pwedeng RAMONA muna?

Ramona Bautista

‘Pag nagpunta ba ng HONGKONG, GUILTY agad? Di ba pwedeng magDISNEYLAND muna?

‘Pag nagpunta ba ng HONGKONG, TUMAKAS agad? Di ba pwedeng may PISO FARE kasi muna?

‘Pag REVILLA, nakaalis agad, di ba pwedeng KAMI muna?

‘Pag pangit sa picture, PANGIT sa personal agad? Di ba pwedeng WACKY muna?

‘Pag kinakausap ba ng pangit si Markki Stroem, MALANDI na agad? Di ba pwedeng NANGLILIMOS muna?

‘Pag GWAPO, sa IYO na agad? Di ba pwedeng PUMILA ka muna?

Giselle Sanchez

‘Pag di ba tumayo, BAOG na agad? Di ba pwedeng PAGOD lang?

‘Pag abnoy, AKO agad, di ba pwedeng IKAW muna?

‘Pag sumusunod sa ‘yo, SECRET ADMIRER na agad? Di ba pwedeng STALKER muna?

Paolo Ballesteros

Pag walang GIRLFRIEND, TORPE agad? Di ba pwedeng CHOOSY muna… sa BOYS?”

‘Pag MATABA, BABOY na agad? Di ba pwedeng CHUBBY muna?

‘Pag MATABA, PIGLET na agad? DI ba pwedeng WINNIE THE POOH muna?

‘Pag ba GWAPO ba eh, AKO na agad? Di ba pwedeng IBA naman?

‘Pag ba biglang BUMAHO, may UMUTOT na kaagad? Di ba pwedeng may HUMINGA lang muna?

Jovit Baldivino

‘Pag KINAKATI, GALIS na agad? Di ba pwedeng SKIN ASTHMA muna?

Rufa Mae Quinto

‘Pag KINAKATI, MALANDI na agad? Di ba pwedeng NAHIGAD muna?

Miguel De Guzman‘Pag hindi na PINAPANSIN, hindi na MAHAL agad? Di ba pwedeng NAGPAPAMISS muna?

‘Pag mababa RATINGS, GMA7 agad? Di ba pwedeng TV5 muna?

‘Pag ba sinabing DRUGS, PROHIBITED na agad? Di ba pwedeng PRESCRIBED muna?

‘Pag magnanakaw, KIGOY agad? Di ba pwedeng PULITIKO muna?

‘Pag masunurin ba, MABAIT agad? Di ba pwedeng UTO-UTO muna?

‘Pag HINDI GINAWA, TAMAD agad? Di ba pwedeng MAMAYA muna?

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]]> http://facebuko.com/2011/11/05/praybeyt-muna/feed/ 119 Hetty As Cristine Reyes http://facebuko.com/2010/12/28/hetty-as-cristine-reyes/ http://facebuko.com/2010/12/28/hetty-as-cristine-reyes/#comments Tue, 28 Dec 2010 00:11:39 +0000 Jonas Roque http://facebuko.com/?p=2912 Continue reading →]]> Ronald McDonald ‘Pag magaling magsayaw, habulin ng mga babaeng sexy…

Jollibee & Hetty Showdown @ Christmas Party

FYI mali ka ng dialogue e baka habulin mo. Ikaw ang naghabol! binreak ka nga e!

Nakikipaghiwalay sayo Ikaw ang habol ng habol! Alam mo yan! Alam mo ang TOTOO!!! Sa microphone m pa sinabi para marinig lahat ng mascots

Pakabait ng image mo. Hindi nila alam Grabe ka Lang umarte! Nagpapatanggal ka ng mascot sa branch mo kasi Di mo kaya makasama! Arte mo!

Wag mo ko paparinggan at sasabihan ng walang katotohanan wag mo ko simulan kasi marami ako alam na kaartehan mo! LOVE ‘KO TO pa naman!

Birdie the Early Bird

@Hetty Nagbibiruan lang sila ni Grimace kanina..ewan ko kung bakit kailangan mong mag react ng over ng ganito? Relax ka lang! Alamin mo muna kung ano ang punot dulo bago ka magreact ng ganyan.

@world Ang nakarating sa akin medyo pati ako ay nababastos na. So nagulat ako doon kasi nga ang objective ko ay maayos. Pati ako talaga ay walang patumanggang binabastos. That is so wrong. Nobody has the right to treat my like that if I have not hurt that person.

Wow. Ang “aga” namang manghusga jan, eh hindi pa nga sila bati ni Champ. Sana wala na po Mang-gatong at pagdasal niyo na lang po na maayos namin. Kami Lang po ang dapat mag-ayos nito.kami lang po.

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Ronald McDonald

Anong kaguluhan ito?

Beeh, let me explain.

Ronald McDonald

Ipinagpalit mo ako sa amoy usok na yan. Makakatikim talaga sa akin yang Inasal na yan?

Kung may gusto kang saktan, wag na si Inasal. Ako na lang.

Ronald McDonald

Sasaktan ko siya. Dahil alam ko na higit sa lahat, ikaw ang masasaktan, ikaw ang magsisisi.

Beh?

Ronald McDonald

Wag mo na wag mo akong ma-beh-beh beh na parang ang tanga-tanga ko. Hindi mo alam kung anong kaya kong gawin. You get out!

Eh wall namin ito?

Hahaha.

Ronald McDonald

What’s funny? Do I look funny?

But you’re a clown dear.

@Ronald, I just bought 70% of Papang’s business. Yun lang. Wag ka na mag-selos please.

@Ronald, Jollibee is the best option. Imagine if Colonel Sanders bought me, Unlimited Rice + Unlimited Gravy = bankruptcy.

Colonel Sanders

Papang, that’s so cheap of you. But then again, I can’t blame you. Hindi natuturo ang taste! Magsama-sama kayo!

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]]> http://facebuko.com/2010/10/19/mang-inasal-magkakaribal/feed/ 100 The History About the Truth About McDonalds http://facebuko.com/2010/07/07/the-history-about-the-truth-about-mcdonalds/ http://facebuko.com/2010/07/07/the-history-about-the-truth-about-mcdonalds/#comments Wed, 07 Jul 2010 14:56:46 +0000 Jonas Roque http://facebuko.com/?p=2600 Continue reading →]]> Colonel Sanders Paalala lang po ulit. Huwag pong gawing sabaw ang gravy.

Ronald McDonald

Naghihirap na Colonel? Haha.

Colonel Sanders

Ronald McDonald

Colonel Sanders

75% people said they will never eat McDonalds again after seeing the truth about their food

http://TruthAboutMcDonalds.com

Can’t believe people eat this crap…

Ronald McDonald

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Jollibee – Congrats, beeh! Napanood kita sa Glee. Pa-burger ka naman jan.

John Lloyd Cruz

World class na, nag-level up ka na!

Ronald McDonald

Ang lande lang.

You’re the “Singing Bee“!

Bubuyog for short!
Pak!

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]]> http://facebuko.com/2010/05/21/jolliglee/feed/ 60 Pagod Sa Shift http://facebuko.com/2009/12/31/pagod-sa-shift/ http://facebuko.com/2009/12/31/pagod-sa-shift/#comments Thu, 31 Dec 2009 14:50:58 +0000 Jonas Roque http://facebuko.com/?p=2051 Continue reading →]]> Jollibee ay pagod sa sobrang daming party this season.

Endless Shift

Ronald McDonald

Beeh, pahinga ka na po. Merry Christmas.

Saan ba tayo party? Dito sa amin o diyan sa inyo.

Ronald McDonald

Kina Chuck na lang, sabaw gravy!

Sige. Kita kits.

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Pink Cow

Ronald found a lonely Pink Cow on their farm. Oh no!

Ronald was farming when a lonely Pink Cow from a nearby Strawberry Farm wandered onto their farm in FarmVille. She’s worried that she may never find a new home because, well, she’s more than a little different.

Ronald McDonald

Quarter Pounder

Champ

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]]> http://facebuko.com/2009/11/21/pink-cow/feed/ 93 Jollibee-Ronald Affair http://facebuko.com/2009/10/15/jollibee-ronald-affair/ http://facebuko.com/2009/10/15/jollibee-ronald-affair/#comments Wed, 14 Oct 2009 22:35:53 +0000 Jonas Roque http://facebuko.com/?p=1664 Continue reading →]]> Jollibee

Ronald McDonald – Check mo pics natin.

Ronald McDonald

Landi mo! Wahaha!

Oi, ni-add na kita sa Cafe World as neighbor ko! Accept mo na ah.

Ronald McDonald

Okay, beeh.

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Restaurant City
Jonas is willing to trade the ingredients above for prawns.

Ronald McDonald

Do you have tomatoes? I’m willing to trade Grimace to complete my McSpaghetti meal.

Doh

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