Para ‘pag namatay ang pasyente, walang fingerprints!

K-I-S-S-I-N-G

^ L-O-C-K-I-N-G

Ruffa Gutierrez – You, Lloyd, Me, You’re like number three. Y-U F-L-I-N-G

Pau Gasol – You and Me, and CP3…

T-R-A-D-I-N-G

Pardon Me, No Trade, CP3 I. M. D K-I-N-G

Excuse me, Problem with my knees, Y-A-O-M-I-N-G

You and Me, Who is kissing me?

B-O-S-S-I-N-G (Mwah mwah tsup tsup)

Patrick Star – You and Me, Sitting on a tree…

S-I-T-T-I-N-G

You and Me, Truth Shall Set Us Free, U B-*-*-I-N-G

huhuhu! Matter is anything that occupies space and has mass.

I know

Ano ka ba, Spongebob? Meron bang evaporation sa ilalim ng tubig. Mga kaluluwa yan ng mga germs papunta sa langit.

Until you fall in love.

Oh, that explains my brain a lot. <3

Just like… “Goodbye Class”

I’m here to claim the dragon ball I inherited from my mom.

Hindi ganon kadali yun

What was I thinking huh? That you’ll be different… Things will be different, you’re still you.
Sabi mo, babalik ka. You promised me.

I wanted to be the father that you’d be proud of.

You weren’t a father to me at all. Period.

…I’ll be there…

Pika! Pika! Pika!

*pat pat*
I know this must be unfair to you.

Panalo, beshie.

WIN!

Ayos nga turo ni mam.

Shrimps are born female. Pero magiging lalaki siya sa takdang panahon.

Watta!

Eh, Eh… Nothing else I can say…

Tapos, starfish are cute. Pero wala silang brains.

Wahahaha.

Arrgh! But sponges lack any nervous system at all!!!

Pero gusto ko maging penguin tayo…

Oh, bakit naman?

Kasi ang penguin, isa lang ang magiging girlfriend niya. Habang buhay na yun.

Barnacles! Ang cute natin!

Yo, Wonder Girls! I’m really happy for you. Imma let you finish. But 2NE1 is one of the best KPop act of all time!

Barnacles! Sabi ko sau, hindi pang jackstone yan eh. Lagot tayo sa tatay mo!

Patrick!!!!

Barnacles! Hubarin mo nga yan!

Brother Patrick! Papa Majin Buu!

Wala akong mga anak na kikay!!!

Papa?!

Wala akong anak na kikay!