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January 9, 2012

Bimby Aquino Kris Aquino What’s STD mama?

Kris Aquino

Yung taong chill lang. Always on top. Hindi gumagalaw, STD lang.

Kris Aquino

U MAD haters?

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Sarah Geronimo

March 2, 2011

Sarah Geronimo Lord, I want the best man.

Maricar Reyes

Lord, I want a good man.

Kris Aquino

Lord, I want any man.

Eugene Domingo

Lord, please naman.

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Victoria Valera

August 12, 2010

Victoria Valera Gelai Agustin – I’ll get my man back.

Gelai Agustin

Kung kaya mo.

Victoria Valera

Kung mag-asawa nga naghihiwalay, (right Krissy?), bf pa kaya?

Gelai Agustin

Kung bulkan nga sumasabog, mukha mo pa kaya?

Kris Aquino

Kelangan i-damay ako?
Pero, Gelai, Win na Win ka in fairness!

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Cristine Reyes

August 12, 2010

Cristine Reyes Naka-move on na ako…

Bubbles Paraiso

Dear, musta na kayo ni Rayver?

Angel Locsin

Ui, nakita ko siya kanina kasama si Sarah?

Glaiza de Castro

OMG! Have you seen his tweets?

Cristine Reyes

Yuh, naka-move on na talaga ako…
pero mga friends ko… hindi pa.

Kris Aquino

Tooommoooh. Kairita lang di ba?

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Kris Aquino

June 9, 2010

Kris Aquino If anybody is to blame, it’s me. I was the one who brought it up with Noy not realizing naman it would cause such a major issue…

Boy Abunda

Krissy, dito ako medyo napipikon. Hindi tatanggapin dapat ang offer ng Secretary of Department of Tourism dahil ako ay hindi marketing man, dahil ako ay hindi abugado and that I am just an entertainer.

Kris Aquino

Teka, Boy!
This is not about you, Boy! Haha.

Gary Valenciano

It’s about me.

Boy Abunda

Kris Aquino

Kung meron kang ire-rekomenda para sa gobyerno, gusto mo ‘yong taong mapagkakatiwalaan mo. Gary Valenciano. Mr. Pure Energy himself.

Noynoy Aquino

Our next Secretary of Department of Energy.

Gary Valenciano

Hmmmm…
‘Di bale na lang kaya…

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Noynoy Aquino

May 4, 2010

Noynoy Aquino Marian Rivera – Salamat pala sa pagpunta ninyo ni Dingdong Dantes.

Marian Rivera

Walang anuman po iyon. Sa inyo pa rin ako.

Kris Aquino

Ang ganda talaga ng chemistry nyo ni Dingdong.

Marian Rivera

Talaga, Ate Kris? Paano mo nasabi?

Kris Aquino

Kitang-kita ko naman sa kilos niyo eh. PSYCHOLOGY din kasi ako.

Charo Santos Concio

Wilma Galvante

Yan yan, jan kayo magaling ABS-CBN. Puri-puring si Noynoy. Pero hindi nyo pa rin nakakalimutang sirain si Marian.

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Adam Carolla

April 6, 2010

Adam Carolla By the way, I think Manny is a good fighter…

… Manny Villar …

Villar!

No!

By the way, I think Manny is a good fighter…

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Noynoy Aquino

March 28, 2010

Noynoy Aquino Won’t be bringing a car to work na everyday! Stupid taxi who bumped my car! 5k down the drain!

Jamby Madrigal

First to comment! Hahaha!

Leah Navarro

Um, Noynoy usually asks someone to tweet messages that he wants to share to the public.

Kris Aquino

Manny Villar

Hackers!

Felix Cantal

@Noynoy, may balance ka pa namang P5,000 ngayong buwan pag ako naging presidente.
Step down na. Maawa na kayo sa akin.

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Kris Aquino

March 8, 2010

Kris Aquino Ruffa Gutierrez – Aminin mo… ibang level ang saya dito sa Farmville.

Ruffa Gutierrez

Well, I know, you don’t have to rub it in Kris. Syempre I’m sad din. Sana wag mo naman, you know, dagdagan. Withered na nga eh.

Boy Abunda

We harvest in circles, we harvest in circles, we don’t say goodbye.

Kris Aquino

Ruffa, ano ka ba? we’re neighbors!

Ruffa Gutierrez

Raymond Gutierrez

Some people want all the crops & can be really tactless. I’m happy that my neighbors here in Country Story show equal respect for each other.

Annabelle Rama

Ruffa, alam ko adik ka sa pagharvest. Pero dun sa kabila, sa Barn Buddy, walang maiinggit sa ‘yo dun. May peace of mind.

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PPCRV

February 18, 2010

PPCRV Jonas Roque – As per Republic Act 9006 or the Fair Elections Act and with the approval of Commission on Elections, we are calling for your leave of absence for the duration of the campaign period if celebrities like you continue to endorse candidates.

Jonas Roque

PPCRV

According to Section 6 of the Fair Election Act, “Any mass media columnist, commentator, announcer, reporter, on-air correspondent or personality who is a candidate for any elective public office or is a campaign volunteer for or employed, or retained in any capacity by any candidate or political party shall be deemed resigned, if so required by their employer, or shall take a leave of absence from his/her work as such during the campaign period.”

Jonas Roque

Yes, mass media includes Internet. And yes, celebrity. But No on leave of absence. Paano na UPD Engineering? Lolz.

Boy Abunda

I feel for you, Jonas.

Kris Aquino

See you in Quezon City jail, Jonas.

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James Yap

February 1, 2010

James Yap becomes a fan of Kung Tayo’y Magkakalayo

Mayen Austria

likes this.

Kris Aquino

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James Yap

January 24, 2010

James Yap Penge naman ingredient

James is looking for Flour in Restaurant City

If only James could find someone to trade with…
Trading ingredients for new recipes is one of the fun activities in Restaurant City!

Mayen Austria

Natanggap mo na flour, cupcake.

James Yap

Huh?

Mayen Austria

I mean, natanggap mo na yung flour for cupcake?

James Yap

Ah oo.

Mayen Austria

Yung sa Cafe World ko, napanis niluluto ko.

James Yap

Ganun ba?

Mayen Austria

Ginawa ko naman lahat…

James Yap

Kung ayaw talaga, ‘wag mo ipagpilitan na lang.

Kris Aquino

What is this? And who is she?

James Yap

Fan ko.

Kris Aquino

This is not proper. May problema siya? Ano naman ang kinalaman mo doon? Ano ang pakialam mo sa buhay niya? Bakit ikaw ang guguluhin niya?
Baka she was under the illusion that I’m not real, that I’m just a TV personality. Puntahan ko nga para pakita na flesh and blood ko, tao ako… at misis ako. BRB.

James Yap

@Mayen uy, mag-sorry ka. Papunta na diyan.

Mayen Austria

BRB. she’s here…

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