James Yap
April 8, 2012

James Yap Before Marriage

James Yap
I have been waiting for this day.
Kris Aquino
Do you want me to leave?
James Yap
NO!!!!
Kris Aquino
Do you love me?
James Yap
Of course.
Kris Aquino
Will you ever cheat on me??
James Yap
Never in my life.
Kris Aquino
Will you ever kiss me?
James Yap
Every chance i get.
Kris Aquino
Will you hit me??
James Yap
Are you crazy?!
Kris Aquino
Can I trust you?
James Yap
Yes!!
Kris Aquino
Sweet Heart!
James Yap
-After Marriage-
Kris Aquino
Now read from bottom to top.
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Facebuko
April 2, 2012

Facebuko Describe your EX with a Movie title…

Jigsaw
Wrong Turn
Hayden Kho
One More Chance
Vicky Belo
Never Again
Jennylyn Mercado
A Series of Unfortunate Events
James Yap
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Ruffa Gutierrez
Fight Club
Rihanna
Drag Me To Hell
Forever Alone
Me, Myself and I
Sarah Geronimo
Unforgiven
Sarah Balabagan
Hey Arnold (Clavio)
Kim Chiu
Kung Kaya Mo, Kaya Ko Rin
Sam Milby
Jaws
Princess Snell
Pacquiao: The Movie
Krista Ranillo
Buhay Kamao
Joana Roso Bacosa
Lisensyadong Kamao
Manny Pacquiao
Crying Ladies
Janelle Manahan
Sakal, Sakali, Saklolo
Ervic Vijandre
Bobita Rose
Jimboy Salazar
Tiyanaks
Michelle Madrigal
One Night Only
Vice Ganda
Booking
Yul Servo
Pre! Hanggang Sa Huli!
Albie Casino
Habang Lalong Nasasaktan, Tumatapang
Pia Guanio
Moneyball
Christopher De Leon
Casino Royale
Kris Aquino
D’ Anothers
Bruce Wayne
Banta Ng Kahapon
Rachelle Ann Go
The Hobbit
Mark Bautista
@KC Concepcion – He’s Just Not That Into You
Shaina Magdayao
The Hurt Locker
Karylle Tatlonghari
Segunda Mano
Carmina Villaroel
Transformers
Mo Twister
Santa Santita
Rhian Ramos
^Jackass 3D
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Baby James Yap
March 12, 2012

Baby James Yap Kris Aquino What’s KIROT, Mama?

Kris Aquino
Yun ung kinakain ni Bugs Bunny. KIROT! Haha. I’m so funny.
Baby James Yap
What’s ang KIREI lang Mama?
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January 9, 2012

Bimby Aquino Kris Aquino What’s STD mama?

Kris Aquino
Yung taong chill lang. Always on top. Hindi gumagalaw, STD lang.
Kris Aquino
U MAD haters?
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Sarah Geronimo
March 2, 2011

Sarah Geronimo Lord, I want the best man.

Maricar Reyes
Lord, I want a good man.
Kris Aquino
Lord, I want any man.
Eugene Domingo
Lord, please naman.
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Victoria Valera
August 12, 2010

Victoria Valera Gelai Agustin – I’ll get my man back.

Gelai Agustin
Kung kaya mo.
Victoria Valera
Kung mag-asawa nga naghihiwalay, (right Krissy?), bf pa kaya?
Gelai Agustin
Kung bulkan nga sumasabog, mukha mo pa kaya?
Kris Aquino
Kelangan i-damay ako?
Pero, Gelai, Win na Win ka in fairness!
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Cristine Reyes
August 12, 2010

Cristine Reyes Naka-move on na ako…

Bubbles Paraiso
Dear, musta na kayo ni Rayver?
Angel Locsin
Ui, nakita ko siya kanina kasama si Sarah?
Glaiza de Castro
OMG! Have you seen his tweets?
Cristine Reyes
Yuh, naka-move on na talaga ako…
pero mga friends ko… hindi pa.
Kris Aquino
Tooommoooh. Kairita lang di ba?
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Kris Aquino
June 9, 2010

Kris Aquino If anybody is to blame, it’s me. I was the one who brought it up with Noy not realizing naman it would cause such a major issue…

Boy Abunda
Krissy, dito ako medyo napipikon. Hindi tatanggapin dapat ang offer ng Secretary of Department of Tourism dahil ako ay hindi marketing man, dahil ako ay hindi abugado and that I am just an entertainer.
Kris Aquino
Teka, Boy!
This is not about you, Boy! Haha.
Gary Valenciano
It’s about me.
Kris Aquino
Kung meron kang ire-rekomenda para sa gobyerno, gusto mo ‘yong taong mapagkakatiwalaan mo. Gary Valenciano. Mr. Pure Energy himself.
Noynoy Aquino
Our next Secretary of Department of Energy.
Gary Valenciano
Hmmmm…
‘Di bale na lang kaya…
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Noynoy Aquino
May 4, 2010

Noynoy Aquino Marian Rivera – Salamat pala sa pagpunta ninyo ni Dingdong Dantes.

Marian Rivera
Walang anuman po iyon. Sa inyo pa rin ako.
Kris Aquino
Ang ganda talaga ng chemistry nyo ni Dingdong.
Marian Rivera
Talaga, Ate Kris? Paano mo nasabi?
Kris Aquino
Kitang-kita ko naman sa kilos niyo eh. PSYCHOLOGY din kasi ako.
Wilma Galvante
Yan yan, jan kayo magaling ABS-CBN. Puri-puring si Noynoy. Pero hindi nyo pa rin nakakalimutang sirain si Marian.
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Adam Carolla
April 6, 2010

Adam Carolla By the way, I think Manny is a good fighter…

Adam Carolla
… Manny Villar …
Baby James Yap
Villar!
Manny Pangilinan
By the way, I think Manny is a good fighter…
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Noynoy Aquino
March 28, 2010

Noynoy Aquino Won’t be bringing a car to work na everyday! Stupid taxi who bumped my car! 5k down the drain!

Jamby Madrigal
First to comment! Hahaha!
Leah Navarro
Um, Noynoy usually asks someone to tweet messages that he wants to share to the public.
Manny Villar
Hackers!
Peck Cantal
@Noynoy, may balance ka pa namang P5,000 ngayong buwan pag ako naging presidente.
Step down na. Maawa na kayo sa akin.
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Kris Aquino
March 8, 2010

Kris Aquino Ruffa Gutierrez – Aminin mo… ibang level ang saya dito sa Farmville.

Ruffa Gutierrez
Well, I know, you don’t have to rub it in Kris. Syempre I’m sad din. Sana wag mo naman, you know, dagdagan. Withered na nga eh.
Boy Abunda
We harvest in circles, we harvest in circles, we don’t say goodbye.
Kris Aquino
Ruffa, ano ka ba? we’re neighbors!
Raymond Gutierrez
Some people want all the crops & can be really tactless. I’m happy that my neighbors here in Country Story show equal respect for each other.
Annabelle Rama
Ruffa, alam ko adik ka sa pagharvest. Pero dun sa kabila, sa Barn Buddy, walang maiinggit sa ‘yo dun. May peace of mind.
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PPCRV
February 18, 2010

PPCRV Jonas Roque – As per Republic Act 9006 or the Fair Elections Act and with the approval of Commission on Elections, we are calling for your leave of absence for the duration of the campaign period if celebrities like you continue to endorse candidates.

PPCRV
According to Section 6 of the Fair Election Act, “Any mass media columnist, commentator, announcer, reporter, on-air correspondent or personality who is a candidate for any elective public office or is a campaign volunteer for or employed, or retained in any capacity by any candidate or political party shall be deemed resigned, if so required by their employer, or shall take a leave of absence from his/her work as such during the campaign period.”
Jonas Roque
Yes, mass media includes Internet. And yes, celebrity. But No on leave of absence. Paano na UPD Engineering? Lolz.
Boy Abunda
I feel for you, Jonas.
Kris Aquino
See you in Quezon City jail, Jonas.
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James Yap
February 1, 2010

James Yap becomes a fan of Kung Tayo’y Magkakalayo

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James Yap
January 24, 2010

James Yap Penge naman ingredient

In 2010
James is looking for Flour in Restaurant City
If only James could find someone to trade with…
Trading ingredients for new recipes is one of the fun activities in Restaurant City!
Mayen Austria
Natanggap mo na flour, cupcake.
James Yap
Huh?
Mayen Austria
I mean, natanggap mo na yung flour for cupcake?
James Yap
Ah oo.
Mayen Austria
Yung sa Cafe World ko, napanis niluluto ko.
James Yap
Ganun ba?
Mayen Austria
Ginawa ko naman lahat…
James Yap
Kung ayaw talaga, ‘wag mo ipagpilitan na lang.
Kris Aquino
What is this? And who is she?
James Yap
Fan ko.
Kris Aquino
This is not proper. May problema siya? Ano naman ang kinalaman mo doon? Ano ang pakialam mo sa buhay niya? Bakit ikaw ang guguluhin niya?
Baka she was under the illusion that I’m not real, that I’m just a TV personality. Puntahan ko nga para pakita na flesh and blood ko, tao ako… at misis ako. BRB.
James Yap
@Mayen uy, mag-sorry ka. Papunta na diyan.
Mayen Austria
BRB. she’s here…
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