Jonas Roque Nagtataka ba kayo kung bakit sunflower ang tinatanim sa University Avenue? Prevention yan kasi kapag sumugod ang mga zombies sa UP. Alam nyo naman… nandito ang brainsssss….
apir tayo jan! but when zombies come, you can also count on me.
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Jonas Roque Eh bakit Facebuko naging tawag sa first task ni Kuya sa PBB Teens?
@Steven @Sarah – kaya nga eh.
Binago na po, Facebook-o na.
Wala naman talagang problema chong.
@Big Brother, @Big Utol – Good. Apir.
@Steven, @Sarah – Goodluck
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PPCRV 
Jonas Roque – As per Republic Act 9006 or the Fair Elections Act and with the approval of Commission on Elections, we are calling for your leave of absence for the duration of the campaign period if celebrities like you continue to endorse candidates.
According to Section 6 of the Fair Election Act, “Any mass media columnist, commentator, announcer, reporter, on-air correspondent or personality who is a candidate for any elective public office or is a campaign volunteer for or employed, or retained in any capacity by any candidate or political party shall be deemed resigned, if so required by their employer, or shall take a leave of absence from his/her work as such during the campaign period.”
Yes, mass media includes Internet. And yes, celebrity. But No on leave of absence. Paano na UPD Engineering? Lolz.
See you in Quezon City jail, Jonas.
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Facebuko Jonas Roque: Happy Birthday, Master!
Go go go go buko! It’s your birthday. We gon’ party like it’s yo birthday
Gusto ko yan, binabati ang sarili
Ay hindi! Si Anne Curtis ako. Kita mo na nga Vice Ganda, tanong ka pa?
Haha. At dahil jan may nagtext!
Birthday text! Birthday text!
Bakit sasabihin mo pa sa amin na may nagtext? Eh sa ‘yo pala nagtext. Ano ako, walang cellphone? Wahaha. Joke! Happy Birthday
Maligayang Kaarawan ‘tol!
Happeeehhhh Kaarawannnnn!
HaPpY b!rThDAyZ p0wHz! KaH!T aLAm PowHz AyAw nYo Sa TuLaD nAm!nZ!
OkS lAnG p0wHz TaLaGA? PeNGe Na LaNG po TiX sA Up FaIr nyO. 3 Powhz. TnX! YoU roCkz!
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Blade Trinity Damn. New blood of vampires!
Heck, they don’t even sparkle.
I wish Silverworks would actually work. Hahaha.
Jonas, and you even thought of Quicksilver eh.
I know what you’re thinking.
Stay away.
No need. Just stay close to me.
Blood!
Effortless!
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Jonas Roque congratulates FEU, Ateneo and UP for winning this year’s UAAP Cheerdance Competition titles. Here are my ambigrams as tribute to the universities.
Ambigrams – Rotate ‘em 180 degrees to see the trick. Click one of the images above to redirect and to see the rest of the teams.
Mga papi, nakita n’yo ba ako sa cheerdance competition? Nandun ako!
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Jonas Roque has uploaded LOL Cats photo. (Best viewed in Chrome and Firefox)
Marian Rivera, Michael Fajatin, Lola Techie and 21 others are tagged in this photo. Go to the Tag Me tab. Or click the image above to redirect.
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Inday Binayubay I will be out of the country starting tomorrow until September 30 for an overseas engagement. It would be appreciated if you would refrain from sending forwarded messages ’till I come back since I am on roaming and it costs Php10.00/msg received by the overseas network. Thanks.
Hindi ko alam kung alin o sino ang iniiwasan. Buwan ng Wikang Filipino o sina Dodong at Ederlyn.
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Angelina Tapos na ako sa homework ko sa English!
Sige nga, ano na yung example mo ng tag question?
My yaya is beautiful! Isn’t she?
Ang galing. Kaso bawal nga pala tayo mag-English sa loob ng school kasi Buwan Ng Wika na.
Oo nga noh. Tagalugin ko na lang… Si Yaya ay maganda, hindi naman di ba?
Ako na naman nakita mo, Angelina.
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Philbert Dela Cruz is effin’ bored. Buti na lang merong ganito sa web.
Hindi ba sabi sa Business Conduct natin, bawal na ang Facebook.
Hindi po ito, Facebook. Facebuko po ito.
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Jonas Roque Hala! Totoo ba ang chismis na si Ederlyn at Dodong na ulet?
Much as I would want to induldge in the proliferation of such indecent and malicious information, I want to life the stigma and alleviate scoeity’s perception of our profession. We’re not here to thrive on rumor but rather, we should engage in objective and top-of-the-line service to our designated employers.
Sorry na po! Ang dami namang sinabi.
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Chona Mae Mahal mo ba ako, hubby?
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Zaijian Jaranilla Kuya, meron akong nakita sa likod ng simbahan po. Nagkakan… Naku, baka magalit si Bro kung sasabihin ko po yung word.
Gumamit ka ng metaphor kung di mo kayang sabihin.
Ayun po. Minetaphor po nung mama nang minetaphor yung ale!
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Inday Binayubay Never assure that love is enough to make someone stay or come back to you because when pain strikes the heart, love fades away no matter how great it was.
Be careful in letting go of the things you thought are just nothing because maybe someday you’ll realize that the one you gave away is the very thing you’ve been wishing for to stay.
Aw! 1. Dahil Break na sila ni Dodong. 2. Dahil nosebleed ako sa mga ito!
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