Vice Ganda
April 8, 2012

Vice Ganda Anne Curtis Bakit ang landi mo?

Anne Curtis
Affected ka? Ikaw kaya maging maganda mananahimik ka ba?
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Vice Ganda
April 8, 2012

Vice Ganda Bakit palagi na lang akong nasasaktan, napupunta sa maling tao? Ganito na ba talaga ang kapalaran ko? Nagmamahal lang naman ako ah?

Ryan Bang
Ang tanga mo lang ‘nay. Alam kong libre yan pero wag mo namang gawing hobby. Every week nagpapalit. Bagong hurado. Bagong lovelife.
Vice Ganda
Wala kang pakialam kung mahal ko sila. Kung sila nga, walang pakialam, ikaw pa kaya?
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Boy Pick Up
April 8, 2012

Boy Pick Up Vice Ganda Chicks ka ba?

Vice Ganda
Ay hindi kabayo. Minsan tamaraw. Bakit?
Boy Pick Up
Kaya pala maulan ngayon.
Vice Ganda
Anong connection teh?
Boy Pick Up
Wireless
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Facebuko
April 2, 2012

Facebuko Describe your EX with a Movie title…

Jigsaw
Wrong Turn
Hayden Kho
One More Chance
Vicky Belo
Never Again
Jennylyn Mercado
A Series of Unfortunate Events
James Yap
Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close
Ruffa Gutierrez
Fight Club
Rihanna
Drag Me To Hell
Forever Alone
Me, Myself and I
Sarah Geronimo
Unforgiven
Sarah Balabagan
Hey Arnold (Clavio)
Kim Chiu
Kung Kaya Mo, Kaya Ko Rin
Sam Milby
Jaws
Princess Snell
Pacquiao: The Movie
Krista Ranillo
Buhay Kamao
Joana Roso Bacosa
Lisensyadong Kamao
Manny Pacquiao
Crying Ladies
Janelle Manahan
Sakal, Sakali, Saklolo
Ervic Vijandre
Bobita Rose
Jimboy Salazar
Tiyanaks
Michelle Madrigal
One Night Only
Vice Ganda
Booking
Yul Servo
Pre! Hanggang Sa Huli!
Albie Casino
Habang Lalong Nasasaktan, Tumatapang
Pia Guanio
Moneyball
Christopher De Leon
Casino Royale
Kris Aquino
D’ Anothers
Bruce Wayne
Banta Ng Kahapon
Rachelle Ann Go
The Hobbit
Mark Bautista
@KC Concepcion – He’s Just Not That Into You
Shaina Magdayao
The Hurt Locker
Karylle Tatlonghari
Segunda Mano
Carmina Villaroel
Transformers
Mo Twister
Santa Santita
Rhian Ramos
^Jackass 3D
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Vice Ganda
March 12, 2012

Vice Ganda Pera, binibigay para sa lalaki

Jhong Hilario
Pera, ginagastos para sa babae
Aiko Melendez
Pera, Pinangre-rebond sa bakla
Vice Ganda
Paikot-ikot. Eksaherada!
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Marian Rivera
November 9, 2011

Marian Rivera So Dong and Kris are getting closer ah but still #TodayIWill give them the benefit of the daw.

Melanie Marquez
Pinay Beauties won in Miss World and Miss Internation. #TodayIWill give them a big hand of applause.
Ruffa Gutierrez
#TodayIWill screenshot all your messages. #BodyOfEvidence
Angeline Quinto
Lord, thank you po sa lahat ng projects but #TodayIWill just take things first at a time.
Angelito Batang Ama
#TodayIWill support RH Bill.
Jinkee Pacquiao
#TodayIWill confirm Lito Camo‘s photo.
Lito Camo
#TodayIWill claim Jinkee Pacquiao‘s Hermes Bag.
Angelina
Falling in love is easy. Staying in love? #TodayIWill accept the challenge.
Claudine Barretto
#TodayIWill open a new joint account.
Onix
#TodayIWill party ROCK in the house.
Anne Curtis
#TodayIWill Let Go and Let God.
Anne Curtis
#TodayIWill start my concert tour around the Globe.
Vice Ganda
#LakasMongMakaGlobe #GoLangNgGo
Anne Curtis
#TodayIWill let go of the #TodayIWill tweets and Let God save me.
Vice Ganda
#TodayIWill be the RP’s new Box Office Queen.
Shaina Magdayao
:|
#TodayIWill move on (but will still check your Facebook everyday)
Miguel De Guzman
#TodayIWill hurt @Chacha Bulilit
Miguel De Guzman
… by hugging you so tight.
Chacha Bulilit
#TodayIWill continue loving you.
Miguel De Guzman
#TodayIWill continue loving you more.
Melanie Marquez
#TodayIWill share my blessings in the sky.
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Jon Avila
November 1, 2011

Jon Avila Vice Ganda Kung ikaw ang makakalaban ko sa karera, can we just walk? Why do I have to run? Eh kasama ko na premyo ko…

Vice Ganda
Aww.
Jon Avila
Kasama ko pa kabayo ko.
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Paolo Feliciano
November 1, 2011

Paolo Feliciano Vice Ganda Ei Vice, INGAT KA palagi.

Vice Ganda
Ang sweet mo naman, Kimpoy.
Paolo Feliciano
Pero eto mas sweet… IINGATAN KITA palagi.
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Angelica Panganiban
November 1, 2011

Angelica Panganiban I feel secured pa rin naman. Mapa-Anne, -Cristine o -Vice pa yan. Hehe.

Vice Ganda
Hindi naman lahat ng relasyon ay nasisira sa third party.
Kung minsan nasisira ito sa kaka-party-party.
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Kiray Celis
November 1, 2011

Kiray Celis Sabi nila, lahat daw ng masarap… BAWAL. So BAWAL na ako… ganon?

Vice Ganda
Anak, sa lahat naman ng masarap, ikaw ang nakakabulunan.
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Jason Francisco
September 5, 2011

Jason Francisco Hindi lahat ng LALAKI, ang hilig ay maganda
May ibang LALAKI kasi na kahit SIMPLE, okay na
Basta MAHAL sila.

Vice Ganda
Hindi lahat ng LALAKI, ang hilig ay maganda
Yung ibang LALAKI kasi basta pogi, okay na. Kahit MAHAL sila.
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Bob Ong
September 5, 2011

Bob Ong Bakit pa sila naghihiwalay kung magkakabalikan lang din sila? Para silang naggagaguhan!

Vice Ganda
Kaya pala Bob Ong, ang bobo mo talaga! Alangan namang magbalikan sila ng sila pa? Yung ang naggagaguhan!
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Neil Etheridge
September 5, 2011

Neil Etheridge Vice Ganda Why aren’t you accepting my friend request?

Vice Ganda
Eh hindi ko ma-accept eh.
Neil Etheridge
Ha? Bakit naman?
Vice Ganda
Eh hindi ko matanggap na friends lang tayo e.
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Vice Ganda
July 13, 2011

Vice Ganda Ang Crush parang UNLI lang yan. May 1 day, 2 days, 5 days, 30 days?

Xian Lim
So maximum lang na one month ang crush?
Vice Ganda
Oo, pag lumagpas, matakot ka na. Over ka na sa bill. MAHAL na yan.
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