Ronald McDonald
November 5, 2011

Ronald McDonald ‘Pag lalaki naka-MAKEUP, BAKLA na? Di ba pwedeng CLOWN muna?

Paolo Feliciano
‘Pag maraming chicks, BABAERO na agad? Di ba pwedeng FRIENDLY muna?
Luis Manzano
‘Pag ba vain, HOMOSEXUAL na agad? Di ba pwedeng METROSEXUAL muna?
Elisa Altamira
‘Pag ba nawawala, eh ELISA agad? Di ba pwedeng RAMONA muna?
Ramona Bautista
‘Pag nagpunta ba ng HONGKONG, GUILTY agad? Di ba pwedeng magDISNEYLAND muna?
Bong Revilla
‘Pag nagpunta ba ng HONGKONG, TUMAKAS agad? Di ba pwedeng may PISO FARE kasi muna?
Mickey Arroyo
‘Pag REVILLA, nakaalis agad, di ba pwedeng KAMI muna?
Kiray Celis
‘Pag pangit sa picture, PANGIT sa personal agad? Di ba pwedeng WACKY muna?
Ryan Bang
‘Pag kinakausap ba ng pangit si Markki Stroem, MALANDI na agad? Di ba pwedeng NANGLILIMOS muna?
Kiray Celis
‘Pag GWAPO, sa IYO na agad? Di ba pwedeng PUMILA ka muna?
Giselle Sanchez
‘Pag di ba tumayo, BAOG na agad? Di ba pwedeng PAGOD lang?
Budoy
‘Pag abnoy, AKO agad, di ba pwedeng IKAW muna?
Swiper
‘Pag sumusunod sa ‘yo, SECRET ADMIRER na agad? Di ba pwedeng STALKER muna?
Paolo Ballesteros
Pag walang GIRLFRIEND, TORPE agad? Di ba pwedeng CHOOSY muna… sa BOYS?”
Jessica Soho
‘Pag MATABA, BABOY na agad? Di ba pwedeng CHUBBY muna?
Piglet
‘Pag MATABA, PIGLET na agad? DI ba pwedeng WINNIE THE POOH muna?
Vhong Navarro
‘Pag ba GWAPO ba eh, AKO na agad? Di ba pwedeng IBA naman?
Jake Cuenca
‘Pag ba biglang BUMAHO, may UMUTOT na kaagad? Di ba pwedeng may HUMINGA lang muna?
Jovit Baldivino
‘Pag KINAKATI, GALIS na agad? Di ba pwedeng SKIN ASTHMA muna?
Rufa Mae Quinto
‘Pag KINAKATI, MALANDI na agad? Di ba pwedeng NAHIGAD muna?
Chacha Bulilit
Miguel De Guzman‘Pag hindi na PINAPANSIN, hindi na MAHAL agad? Di ba pwedeng NAGPAPAMISS muna?
Wilma Galvante
‘Pag mababa RATINGS, GMA7 agad? Di ba pwedeng TV5 muna?
Nora Aunor
‘Pag ba sinabing DRUGS, PROHIBITED na agad? Di ba pwedeng PRESCRIBED muna?
Toni Gonzaga
‘Pag magnanakaw, KIGOY agad? Di ba pwedeng PULITIKO muna?
Shin Chan
‘Pag masunurin ba, MABAIT agad? Di ba pwedeng UTO-UTO muna?
Juan Tamad
‘Pag HINDI GINAWA, TAMAD agad? Di ba pwedeng MAMAYA muna?
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Ronald McDonald
December 28, 2010

Ronald McDonald ‘Pag magaling magsayaw, habulin ng mga babaeng sexy…

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Jollibee & Hetty Showdown @ Christmas Party

Hetty
FYI mali ka ng dialogue e baka habulin mo. Ikaw ang naghabol! binreak ka nga e!
Hetty
Nakikipaghiwalay sayo Ikaw ang habol ng habol! Alam mo yan! Alam mo ang TOTOO!!! Sa microphone m pa sinabi para marinig lahat ng mascots
Hetty
Pakabait ng image mo. Hindi nila alam Grabe ka Lang umarte! Nagpapatanggal ka ng mascot sa branch mo kasi Di mo kaya makasama! Arte mo!
Hetty
Wag mo ko paparinggan at sasabihan ng walang katotohanan wag mo ko simulan kasi marami ako alam na kaartehan mo! LOVE ‘KO TO pa naman!
Birdie the Early Bird
@Hetty Nagbibiruan lang sila ni Grimace kanina..ewan ko kung bakit kailangan mong mag react ng over ng ganito? Relax ka lang! Alamin mo muna kung ano ang punot dulo bago ka magreact ng ganyan.
Twirlie
@world Ang nakarating sa akin medyo pati ako ay nababastos na. So nagulat ako doon kasi nga ang objective ko ay maayos. Pati ako talaga ay walang patumanggang binabastos. That is so wrong. Nobody has the right to treat my like that if I have not hurt that person.
Hetty
Wow. Ang “aga” namang manghusga jan, eh hindi pa nga sila bati ni Champ. Sana wala na po Mang-gatong at pagdasal niyo na lang po na maayos namin. Kami Lang po ang dapat mag-ayos nito.kami lang po.
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Mang Inasal
October 19, 2010

Mang Inasal and Jollibee are now friends.

Ronald McDonald
Anong kaguluhan ito?
Jollibee
Beeh, let me explain.
Ronald McDonald
Ipinagpalit mo ako sa amoy usok na yan. Makakatikim talaga sa akin yang Inasal na yan?
Jollibee
Kung may gusto kang saktan, wag na si Inasal. Ako na lang.
Ronald McDonald
Sasaktan ko siya. Dahil alam ko na higit sa lahat, ikaw ang masasaktan, ikaw ang magsisisi.
Jollibee
Beh?
Ronald McDonald
Wag mo na wag mo akong ma-beh-beh beh na parang ang tanga-tanga ko. Hindi mo alam kung anong kaya kong gawin. You get out!
Jollibee
Eh wall namin ito?
Mang Inasal
Hahaha.
Ronald McDonald
What’s funny? Do I look funny?
Mang Inasal
But you’re a clown dear.
Jollibee
@Ronald, I just bought 70% of Papang’s business. Yun lang. Wag ka na mag-selos please.
Mang Inasal
@Ronald, Jollibee is the best option. Imagine if Colonel Sanders bought me, Unlimited Rice + Unlimited Gravy = bankruptcy.
Colonel Sanders
Papang, that’s so cheap of you. But then again, I can’t blame you. Hindi natuturo ang taste! Magsama-sama kayo!
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Colonel Sanders
July 7, 2010

Colonel Sanders Paalala lang po ulit. Huwag pong gawing sabaw ang gravy.

Ronald McDonald
Naghihirap na Colonel? Haha.
Colonel Sanders
75% people said they will never eat McDonalds again after seeing the truth about their food
 
http://TruthAboutMcDonalds.com
 
Can’t believe people eat this crap…
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Ronald McDonald
May 21, 2010

Ronald McDonald Jollibee – Congrats, beeh! Napanood kita sa Glee. Pa-burger ka naman jan.

John Lloyd Cruz
World class na, nag-level up ka na!
Ronald McDonald
Ang lande lang.
Cesar Montano
You’re the “Singing Bee“!
Jollibee
Bubuyog for short!
Pak!
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Jollibee
December 31, 2009

Jollibee ay pagod sa sobrang daming party this season.

 
Endless Shift

Ronald McDonald
Beeh, pahinga ka na po. Merry Christmas.
Jollibee
Saan ba tayo party? Dito sa amin o diyan sa inyo.
Ronald McDonald
Kina Chuck na lang, sabaw gravy!
Jollibee
Sige. Kita kits.
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Ronald McDonald
November 21, 2009

Ronald McDonald is playing FarmVille!

Pink Cow
Ronald found a lonely Pink Cow on their farm. Oh no!
 
Ronald was farming when a lonely Pink Cow from a nearby Strawberry Farm wandered onto their farm in FarmVille. She’s worried that she may never find a new home because, well, she’s more than a little different.
Ronald McDonald
Quarter Pounder
Jollibee
Champ
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Jollibee
October 15, 2009

Jollibee Ronald McDonald – Check mo pics natin. :)

  

Ronald McDonald
Landi mo! Wahaha!
Jollibee
Oi, ni-add na kita sa Cafe World as neighbor ko! Accept mo na ah.
Ronald McDonald
Okay, beeh.
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Jonas Roque
June 8, 2009

Jonas Roque is playing Restaurant City!

Restaurant City
Jonas is willing to trade the ingredients above for prawns.

Ronald McDonald
Do you have tomatoes? I’m willing to trade Grimace to complete my McSpaghetti meal.
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