Jonas Roque
May 4, 2010

Jonas Roque Nagtataka ba kayo kung bakit sunflower ang tinatanim sa University Avenue? Prevention yan kasi kapag sumugod ang mga zombies sa UP. Alam nyo naman… nandito ang brainsssss….

Oblation
likes this.
Zorro Magtajas
apir tayo jan! but when zombies come, you can also count on me.
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Jonas Roque
April 15, 2010

Jonas Roque Eh bakit Facebuko naging tawag sa first task ni Kuya sa PBB Teens?

Steven Silva
Tsk tsk.
Sarah Lahbati
That’s bad.
Jonas Roque
@Steven @Sarah – kaya nga eh.
Laurenti Dyogi
Binago na po, Facebook-o na.
Jonas Roque
Yun lungs. Lakas.
Big Brother
So okay na tayo?
Big Utol
Wala naman talagang problema chong.
Jonas Roque
@Big Brother, @Big Utol – Good. Apir.
@Steven, @Sarah – Goodluck
:)
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PPCRV
February 18, 2010

PPCRV Jonas Roque – As per Republic Act 9006 or the Fair Elections Act and with the approval of Commission on Elections, we are calling for your leave of absence for the duration of the campaign period if celebrities like you continue to endorse candidates.

PPCRV
According to Section 6 of the Fair Election Act, “Any mass media columnist, commentator, announcer, reporter, on-air correspondent or personality who is a candidate for any elective public office or is a campaign volunteer for or employed, or retained in any capacity by any candidate or political party shall be deemed resigned, if so required by their employer, or shall take a leave of absence from his/her work as such during the campaign period.”
Jonas Roque
Yes, mass media includes Internet. And yes, celebrity. But No on leave of absence. Paano na UPD Engineering? Lolz.
Boy Abunda
I feel for you, Jonas.
Kris Aquino
See you in Quezon City jail, Jonas.
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Facebuko
February 4, 2010

Facebuko Jonas Roque: Happy Birthday, Master!

Jonas Roque
Waha! Binati ang sarili!
50 Cent
Go go go go buko! It’s your birthday. We gon’ party like it’s yo birthday
Vice Ganda
Gusto ko yan, binabati ang sarili
Jonas Roque
Ikaw po ba yan, Vice?
Vice Ganda
Ay hindi! Si Anne Curtis ako. Kita mo na nga Vice Ganda, tanong ka pa?
Jonas Roque
Haha. At dahil jan may nagtext!
Jeremih Felton
Birthday text! Birthday text!
Vice Ganda
Bakit sasabihin mo pa sa amin na may nagtext? Eh sa ‘yo pala nagtext. Ano ako, walang cellphone? Wahaha. Joke! Happy Birthday :)
Jonas Roque
(LOL)
Vice Ganda
At dahil jan…
Mister Fu
… close na tayo
Zanjoe Marudo
Maligayang Kaarawan ‘tol!
John Prats
Happy Birthday dude!
Vhong Navarro
Happeeehhhh Kaarawannnnn!
Lhady Malditah
HaPpY b!rThDAyZ p0wHz! KaH!T aLAm PowHz AyAw nYo Sa TuLaD nAm!nZ!
Jonas Roque
Hindi naman.
Lhady Malditah
OkS lAnG p0wHz TaLaGA? PeNGe Na LaNG po TiX sA Up FaIr nyO. 3 Powhz. TnX! YoU roCkz!
Sandara Park
Eh eh eh eh eh eh 2NE6!
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Blade Trinity
October 20, 2009

Blade Trinity Damn. New blood of vampires!

  

Buffy Summers
Heck, they don’t even sparkle.
Jonas Roque
I wish Silverworks would actually work. Hahaha.
Sookie Stackhouse
Jonas, and you even thought of Quicksilver eh.
I know what you’re thinking.
Jonas Roque

Stay away.
Bella Swan
No need. Just stay close to me.
Marian Rivera
Nampucha! Nose bleed!
Bill Compton
Blood!
Edward Cullen
Effortless!
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Jonas Roque
September 15, 2009

Jonas Roque congratulates FEU, Ateneo and UP for winning this year’s UAAP Cheerdance Competition titles. Here are my ambigrams as tribute to the universities.

  
Ambigrams – Rotate ‘em 180 degrees to see the trick. Click one of the images above to redirect and to see the rest of the teams.

Pokwang
Mga papi, nakita n’yo ba ako sa cheerdance competition? Nandun ako!
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The Joker
August 9, 2009

The Joker was here!

The Joker
Akala mo Facebook at Twitter lang ang may recent attack ah.
Bruce Wayne
*to the rescue*
The Joker
Why so serious?
Dora The Explorer
Swipe the Joker like swiper!
Jonas Roque
Joker, no joking! Joker, no joking! Joker, no joking!
The Joker
Oh man! Ktnxbye!
Jonas Roque
Better yet I move this whole thing to facebuko.com
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Inday Binayubay
August 4, 2009

Inday Binayubay I will be out of the country starting tomorrow until September 30 for an overseas engagement. It would be appreciated if you would refrain from sending forwarded messages ’till I come back since I am on roaming and it costs Php10.00/msg received by the overseas network. Thanks.

Jonas Roque
Hindi ko alam kung alin o sino ang iniiwasan. Buwan ng Wikang Filipino o sina Dodong at Ederlyn.

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Angelina
August 2, 2009

Angelina Tapos na ako sa homework ko sa English!

Chacha Bulilit
Sige nga, ano na yung example mo ng tag question?

Angelina
My yaya is beautiful! Isn’t she?

Chacha Bulilit
Ang galing. Kaso bawal nga pala tayo mag-English sa loob ng school kasi Buwan Ng Wika na.

Angelina
Oo nga noh. Tagalugin ko na lang… Si Yaya ay maganda, hindi naman di ba?

Yaya
Ako na naman nakita mo, Angelina.

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Philbert Dela Cruz
August 1, 2009

Philbert Dela Cruz is effin’ bored. Buti na lang merong ganito sa web.

Boss Sy
Hindi ba sabi sa Business Conduct natin, bawal na ang Facebook.
Philbert Dela Cruz
Hindi po ito, Facebook. Facebuko po ito.
Jonas Roque
I like!
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Jonas Roque
August 1, 2009

Jonas Roque Hala! Totoo ba ang chismis na si Ederlyn at Dodong na ulet?

Inday Binayubay
Much as I would want to induldge in the proliferation of such indecent and malicious information, I want to life the stigma and alleviate scoeity’s perception of our profession. We’re not here to thrive on rumor but rather, we should engage in objective and top-of-the-line service to our designated employers.
Jonas Roque
Sorry na po! Ang dami namang sinabi.
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Chona Mae
August 1, 2009

Chona Mae Mahal mo ba ako, hubby?

Armando Solit
Hehehe…
Jonas Roque
Amf. Natawa na lang.
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Zaijian Jaranilla
July 30, 2009

Zaijian Jaranilla Kuya, meron akong nakita sa likod ng simbahan po. Nagkakan… Naku, baka magalit si Bro kung sasabihin ko po yung word.

Jonas Roque
Gumamit ka ng metaphor kung di mo kayang sabihin.
Zaijian Jaranilla
Ayun po. Minetaphor po nung mama nang minetaphor yung ale!
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Inday Binayubay
July 29, 2009

Inday Binayubay Never assure that love is enough to make someone stay or come back to you because when pain strikes the heart, love fades away no matter how great it was.

Zorro Magtajas
Be careful in letting go of the things you thought are just nothing because maybe someday you’ll realize that the one you gave away is the very thing you’ve been wishing for to stay.
Jonas Roque
Aw! 1. Dahil Break na sila ni Dodong. 2. Dahil nosebleed ako sa mga ito!
Zorro Magtajas
Oh, epistaxsis.
Jonas Roque
*sweatdrops*
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July 28, 2009

R E C E N T   A C T I V I T Y
Mister Fu and Chris Tsuper are now in relationship.

Nicole Hyala
Nakakalurkey! Hindi kinaya ng powers ko itechwa!
Mister Fu
Wala ka kasing energy! Walang energy? Meh ganon?
Nicole Hyala
Hoy, Chris! Sabi na, isa kang metrosexual! Isang metro na lang, homosexual na!
Chris Tsuper
Alam mo na yan? Iba si Mr. Fu, kumambyo eh! Automatic yan!
Chico Garcia
Don’t worry, Nicole. Nandito naman ako. Haha. This is definitely a morning rush top 10 status updates entry!
Nicole Hyala
Sorry, Chico. Mas type ko si Delamar.
Jonas Roque
Ang gulo na ng umaga ko! Hehehe!
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