Mang Inasal
October 19, 2010

Mang Inasal and Jollibee are now friends.

Ronald McDonald
Anong kaguluhan ito?
Jollibee
Beeh, let me explain.
Ronald McDonald
Ipinagpalit mo ako sa amoy usok na yan. Makakatikim talaga sa akin yang Inasal na yan?
Jollibee
Kung may gusto kang saktan, wag na si Inasal. Ako na lang.
Ronald McDonald
Sasaktan ko siya. Dahil alam ko na higit sa lahat, ikaw ang masasaktan, ikaw ang magsisisi.
Jollibee
Beh?
Ronald McDonald
Wag mo na wag mo akong ma-beh-beh beh na parang ang tanga-tanga ko. Hindi mo alam kung anong kaya kong gawin. You get out!
Jollibee
Eh wall namin ito?
Mang Inasal
Hahaha.
Ronald McDonald
What’s funny? Do I look funny?
Mang Inasal
But you’re a clown dear.
Jollibee
@Ronald, I just bought 70% of Papang’s business. Yun lang. Wag ka na mag-selos please.
Mang Inasal
@Ronald, Jollibee is the best option. Imagine if Colonel Sanders bought me, Unlimited Rice + Unlimited Gravy = bankruptcy.
Colonel Sanders
Papang, that’s so cheap of you. But then again, I can’t blame you. Hindi natuturo ang taste! Magsama-sama kayo!
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Ronald McDonald
May 21, 2010

Ronald McDonald Jollibee – Congrats, beeh! Napanood kita sa Glee. Pa-burger ka naman jan.

John Lloyd Cruz
World class na, nag-level up ka na!
Ronald McDonald
Ang lande lang.
Cesar Montano
You’re the “Singing Bee“!
Jollibee
Bubuyog for short!
Pak!
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Jollibee
January 10, 2010

Jollibee May bagong kapitbahay?


The New KFC

Manny Pacquiao
Now, you know!
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Jollibee
December 31, 2009

Jollibee ay pagod sa sobrang daming party this season.

 
Endless Shift

Ronald McDonald
Beeh, pahinga ka na po. Merry Christmas.
Jollibee
Saan ba tayo party? Dito sa amin o diyan sa inyo.
Ronald McDonald
Kina Chuck na lang, sabaw gravy!
Jollibee
Sige. Kita kits.
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Ronald McDonald
November 21, 2009

Ronald McDonald is playing FarmVille!

Pink Cow
Ronald found a lonely Pink Cow on their farm. Oh no!
 
Ronald was farming when a lonely Pink Cow from a nearby Strawberry Farm wandered onto their farm in FarmVille. She’s worried that she may never find a new home because, well, she’s more than a little different.
Ronald McDonald
Quarter Pounder
Jollibee
Champ
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Jollibee
October 15, 2009

Jollibee Ronald McDonald – Check mo pics natin. :)

  

Ronald McDonald
Landi mo! Wahaha!
Jollibee
Oi, ni-add na kita sa Cafe World as neighbor ko! Accept mo na ah.
Ronald McDonald
Okay, beeh.
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Jollibee
August 23, 2009

Jollibee Mickey Arrovo – Eating in McDonald’s doesn’t make you less of a president, a person or a bee! Dignity, your face!

Jollibee
Love ko ‘to!
Ronald McDonald
Beeh, pa-trade naman tomatoes sa RC! Thanks.
Jollibee
Tomato traded! Bee happy!
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