RG Cruz
September 21, 2009

RG Cruz should enjoy eating chocolates rather than watching the first lady wannabe, who would eventually be a bad spouse, a queen in her head without a crown, cries.

Korina Sanchez
Excuse me, do you work here?
RG Cruz
Yes ma’m… as a junior correspondent.
Korina Sanchez
How can you take wearing trenchcoats 5 times more than what Keanu did at Matrix? I don’t want a senior correspondent in the future that updates Facebook status to attack me by all means! You’re fired!
RG Cruz
Ma’m, I’ll delete na lang po my Facebuko updates. Pati po wall posts ni Tita Mel ‘wag nyo lang po akong tanggalin sa Newsroom.
Korina Sanchez
Tiangco? Skin off my nose. You’re so fired!
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Twenks
Yan kasi.. Hahaha
21 September 09 at 05:19
nyorks
haha….tru.!!
21 September 09 at 07:49
English Teacher of RG Cruz
Mr. Cruz, it should be “INSTEAD OF”, not INSTEAD THAN. [-X
You’ll get an E- for that. :-q
21 September 09 at 12:36
whatever
taray ni korina a.
21 September 09 at 12:37
buti nga. haha.
21 September 09 at 13:47
Lsin
toinks! lmao..
21 September 09 at 15:31
hi bat anjan ka? nawawala kah
21 September 09 at 16:07
renrenxd
i know this..
sa may kimmydora yun e..
xDD
21 September 09 at 17:04
henry "raffy"
hahahahahahahha i love it…
21 September 09 at 18:10
hahaha! nice one!
21 September 09 at 22:30
X
HAHAHHA BENTAAA
22 September 09 at 00:50
Nora
ahh siya pala yun!
22 September 09 at 03:01
pwet! panalo!
22 September 09 at 06:53
yu
hahaha sa kimmy dora yung linyang yan ah :D
22 September 09 at 09:08
hahahahaha!
winner! :D
22 September 09 at 11:12
ANG GALING HAHAHAHAHHAHHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
22 September 09 at 13:36
totoy bibo
PWNED.
22 September 09 at 16:26
NeO Hernandez
joke ba to o totohanan? mas aliw kung sila ni Karen Davila ang magkakasagutan… dont u think?
22 September 09 at 19:04
OMG. This is like opening a can of worms! :) )
22 September 09 at 19:28
likaziel bei
s0bra un..!!! lg0t kau ky mr. palengke..
22 September 09 at 19:41
grabeng mga banat dito, elastic!
22 September 09 at 19:57
jayzon
wow… lupet.. carbon copy.. :D
22 September 09 at 21:23
sounds like Kimmy Dora! :D
22 September 09 at 21:42
haha nice galing tlga ng owner ng site n2 pangtangal ng puyat lagi aq magvivisit d2 nakakatawa ang mga banat d2.. ang taray naman ni korina hahaha… sana meron din d2 NNNN ung kay jason at angelica… ;) )
23 September 09 at 06:46
Wala na fired na… Kaw kasi eh babangga ka lang sa pader pa.
23 September 09 at 08:10
yxeslrig
di ko maintindihan!
23 September 09 at 10:21
Funny LOL XD
23 September 09 at 14:45
andieaie
rily funny…like dis soo much..
23 September 09 at 19:01
cojie
ahahaha gayang gaya c kimmy go dong hae!
23 September 09 at 19:04
wahahahahahaha amaw lol :p
23 September 09 at 19:52
river
Korina’s a biatch… atat na atat maging 1st lady.
23 September 09 at 21:37
wahahahahaha!!!! kimmydora,,naalala q ulit!!!
23 September 09 at 22:22
tofuboy
hahaha, i like, kimmy go dong hae!
23 September 09 at 23:07
maling-mali… atat maging sikat. ayun, nadale! sayang ka, RG Cruz!
24 September 09 at 09:16
basti
ampf! si Kimmy Go Dong Hae. Hahaha!
24 September 09 at 10:02
Booo Korina! Go to the darkness where you came!!!
24 September 09 at 13:00
What?
Go to the darkness where you came ..
24 September 09 at 18:45
kazcheek
panalo :-)
24 September 09 at 21:59
rhaemonde
sino nagsabi ng ‘instead than?” wala namang sinabi na instead than ah, sabi niya.. rather than..
24 September 09 at 22:07
Jonas Roque
@rhaemonde ni-edit na ni RG Cruz :)
24 September 09 at 23:58
chervernez
wrong grammar. si RG Cruz. intervening clauses lang naman yung mga kaekekan don kaya kung aayusin ang subject verb agreement, mula sa

“should enjoy eating chocolates rather than watching the first lady wannabe, who would eventually be a bad spouse, a queen in her head without a crown, cries.”

dapat maging ganito, buburahin ko yung mga kaekekan,

“should enjoy eating chocolates rather than watching the first lady wannabe CRY.”
25 September 09 at 10:14
hannah
parang kimi-dora?
25 September 09 at 22:38
VG! :>
Kimmy Dora! :>
26 September 09 at 20:21
Saldogz
hallo…sa lahat….PSME MMSU chapter…lito Camo_bogsut..hahahahahaha
28 September 09 at 10:37
jorj
adik….
28 September 09 at 12:48
petut
benta! kimmy dora korina edition XD
29 September 09 at 01:22
wahaha
29 September 09 at 17:14
haha kakatuwa
29 September 09 at 18:28
haha kimidora inspired
;3
30 September 09 at 00:36
hahaha… ayus toh ah! :D
2 October 09 at 10:45
cjzzzzzzz
wow!!!harsh?!?!
2 October 09 at 15:38
hahaha ang galing nitong site na to!
3 October 09 at 08:26
Korina Sanchez or Bodega Sanchez?
3 October 09 at 12:43
Melimon
hahaha kagaya sa kimmydora
3 October 09 at 15:03
you are soo fired!
3 October 09 at 20:09
iska
wow..that means ganun kalaki influence ni korina sa abs..
6 October 09 at 22:49
oyeah. you’re soo fired. :D
7 October 09 at 23:40
Nicolet
ahaha! sa KIMMYDORA yun ah.. XD
11 October 09 at 18:21
morning
ur fired hahahaha
16 October 09 at 10:12
HelLo
Ahehehe FiReD
18 October 09 at 17:02
Mr.NoName
Fired! bang! patay!
20 October 09 at 21:20
juleo
whahahahahahajahahahahah
21 October 09 at 12:51
asteg!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21 October 09 at 19:30
pArAng Sa KiMiDoRa LaNg Ah InIbA lAnG uNg LiNes…
21 October 09 at 20:02
jpearl
wow…
22 October 09 at 17:21
grabe si akaneng malaki man ang balakang … lol…
22 October 09 at 18:31
kimmy dora yan!
23 October 09 at 21:55
helou
23 October 09 at 23:55
samantha
hahahaha
24 October 09 at 15:04
kamilha
wow!!!!
24 October 09 at 16:38
kamilha
I ♥ facebuko!!!
ang gandi ning pikture ku!!!♥
24 October 09 at 16:40
rafaellor
astig ang facebuko!!!!
25 October 09 at 16:49
christopher john naparan francisco
wahehehehehe… oo nga astig ang punchline n yan… kimmy dora…Winner!!
26 October 09 at 21:45
MCDO
AHHAHAH! WELL, I SO AGREE. THATS TRUE. KORINA IS UHH,, MALDITA. :) )) SO MEAN.
28 December 09 at 02:53
crim3cuti3
@ mcdo… wow…. close kau n korina???
5 January 10 at 11:46
genesis
hahahahahkz naka2twa pic. niu
20 January 10 at 16:22
concep
buti nga talo jowa…sayang effort s pagppkasal..ngakngak
18 May 10 at 12:10
HAHAHA!! =)) that’s a line from the movie Shoppaholic. <3 i think? :) )
6 January 11 at 23:44