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Manny Pangilinan

Manny Pangilinan To the tune of Starships by Nicki Minaj

Manny Pangilinan
Let’s enum’rate each, each
Be carried away
I say, new contract next day
Have it inked, inked if the price’s right
Mad riches like me, your Monopoly guy

The Palawan, let’s go mine it on
The zone own, yes I own toll zones
And MRT, have a safe trip!
I’mma blow off my money and don’t give two s**ts

Willie’s on floor, floor
He’s loved by fans
Offered him more, more,
Got his good response

Buy when I’m bored, bored
Like it’s my last chance
‘Coz I want more, more
That’s what I am

Ownerships and things I buy
Cignal and TV5
Sun, Smart and Red Mobile
Let’s buy one at a time

Ownerships and things I buy
Heads up GMA is mine
Let’s spread news one last time
Won’t stop
Felipe Gozon
We’re higher than Mother Ignacia
We’re higher than Mother Ignacia
We’re higher than Mother Ignacia
Manny Pangilinan
Smart Gilas for Olympics hoops
I own that
And I might pamper Azkals this month
I owe that
Meralco Bolts you want, TNT you like

Get all artists, two and seven, inside
Diamond-, Super-, Mega- star

Now everybody let me hear you say N-B-A
Invite Bryant, Durant, Rose to play play play
Own next team: Sacramento Kings Kings Kings
My name is MVP, you can call me Money

Buy when I’m bored, bored
Like it’s my last chance
‘Coz I want more, more
That’s what I am

Ownerships and things I buy
Philex and S-P-I
Sun, Smart and Red Mobile
Let’s buy one at a time

Ownerships and things I buy
Heads up GMA is mine
Let’s spread news one last time
Won’t stop
Felipe Gozon
We’re higher than Mother Ignacia
We’re higher than Mother Ignacia
We’re higher than Mother Ignacia
Manny Pangilinan
Ownerships and things I buy
Cignal and TV5
Sun, Smart and Red Mobile
Let’s buy one at a time

Ownerships and things I buy
Heads up GMA is mine
Let’s spread news one last time
Won’t stop
Felipe Gozon
We’re higher than Mother Ignacia
We’re higher than Mother Ignacia
We’re higher than Mother Ignacia
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Ownerships · 11 June 2012 · Comments
Renato Corona

Renato Corona To the tune of Payphone by Maroon 5 –
I’m out of the throne going to my home
All my accounts I hid from you
Where’d dollars gone
Dunno it’s all wrong
Convicted by Article 2

Renato Corona
Yeah, I, I know it’s hard to remember,
SC’s where I used to be…
It’s even harder to picture,
You probed my wife next to me.

You said waiver’s late to cross it,
But is it too late to try?
Accounts opened but you wasted
All of the chances turned down

Knighted at midnight
By one who lack height
Now I’m paralyzed
By head of this time
Coz I called land robbed,
They should give out Aquino’s paradise

I’m out of the throne going to my home
All my accounts I hid from you
Where’d dollars gone
Dunno it’s all wrong
Convicted by Article 2

If “Happy Ever Afters” did exist,
I would still be reigning Chief Justice
All those powerpoints are full of shit.
One more fucking slideshow, I’ll be sick.
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Dethrone by Moron 5 · 29 May 2012 · Comments
Renato Corona

Renato Corona
Am I that really unwell?
Don’t ask me, I’ll never tell
My blood sugar, it just fell
I’m not getting away

Renato Corona
I waive my soul for a wish
1-8-9 men that I pissed
They should be signing for this
They’re not getting away

Excuse me, I’m goin’
You can’t keep me holdin’
JPE was shoutin’
Juan Ponce Enrile
Where you think you’re going, baby?
Renato Corona
Hey I just heard you
And this is crazy
Back with my wheelchair
Familiar, maybe?

It’s hard to look my
SAL-N baby
But here’s my waiver
Acquit me maybe

Hey I will dare you
And this is crazy
But here’s my waiver
Acquit me maybe

And all the pro-PNoys
Try to chase me,
But here’s my waiver
Acquit me maybe
Renato Corona
I live simple life I call
We have no aircon at all
I keep my dollars to roll
Won’t be declared anyway

Basa’s and us had a deal
My daughter took the wheel
I don’t know what they would feel,
But they love us any way

Excuse me, I’m goin’
You can’t keep me holdin’
JPE was shoutin’
Juan Ponce Enrile
Where you think you’re going, baby?
Renato Corona
Hey I just heard you
And this is crazy
Back with my wheelchair
Familiar, maybe?

It’s hard to look my
SAL-N baby
But here’s my waiver
Acquit me maybe

Hey I will dare you
And this is crazy
But here’s my waiver
Acquit me maybe

And all the pro-PNoys
Try to chase me,
But here’s my waiver
Acquit me maybe
Franklin Drilon
Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad

Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
I missed you so, so bad
Renato Corona
It’s hard to look my
SAL-N baby
But here’s my waiver
Acquit me maybe

Hey I will dare you
And this is crazy
But here’s my waiver
Acquit me maybe

And all the pro-PNoys
Try to chase me,
But here’s my waiver
Acquit me maybe
Franklin Drilon
Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad

Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
Convict you, maybe?
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Acquit Me Maybe · 28 May 2012 · Comments
Havey!
28 May 12 at 15:29
nice napakanta tlaga ako dun. havey na havey ah. dpat kinanta nila yan sa senado
12 June 12 at 12:16
Rayver Cruz

Rayver Cruz Cristine Reyes Alam mo para tayong CLOVER.

Cristine Reyes
Bakit naman?
Rayver Cruz
Ikaw yung C. Ako yung R. At may LOVE sa ating dalawa.
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Clover · 8 April 2012 · Comments
jet grace
pagsure oi
11 April 12 at 22:21
pag pinagsama pala kayo magiging cr na kayo eh. hha
11 April 12 at 23:22
Sakamoto Kanta

Sakamoto Kanta Takeshi Goda Pare, may taning na buhay ko, last night ko na toh! kaya FB tayo buong gabi.

Takeshi Goda
Tumigil ka nga dyan pre! Maaga pa gising ko bukas. Buti nga, ikaw hindi na !
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Till The End · 8 April 2012 · Comments
Ako Si Jhay
hahaha naks
11 April 12 at 13:30
kie
12 April 12 at 09:59
Kiray Celis

Kiray Celis Igi Boy Flores Dalawa lang naman ang bisyo ko e. Ang malasing sa pagmamahal mo at ang isugal lahat para sa’yo. Eh ikaw?

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Dalawang Bisyo · 8 April 2012 · Comments
Miguel De Guzman

Miguel De Guzman Chacha Bulilit Kung ikaw ang magsisilbing KANDILA ko sa dilim. Hindi kita sisindihan.

Miguel De Guzman
Kasi mas gugustuhin ko pang maglakad sa dilim KASAMA ka, kaysa makarating ako sa liwanag na WALA ka na.
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Liwanag Sa Dilim · 8 April 2012 · Comments
viakate
ahhhahhhaah galing nyo naman ... ?
9 April 12 at 21:27
abby
woah! haha
10 April 12 at 12:12
Jose Rizal

Jose Rizal Leonor Rivera Masasabi mo bang isa akong malansang isda kung mas mahal pa kita kaysa sa sarili nating wika?

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Magmahal sa Sariling Wika · 8 April 2012 · Comments
Mang Tomas

Mang Tomas Mama Sita Litson ka ba?

Mama Sita
Huh?
Mang Tomas
Kasi habang umiikot-ikot ka sa isip ko, pasarap ka ng pasarap sa paningin ko.
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Litson Ka Ba? · 8 April 2012 · Comments
Bea Benene

Bea Benene Ay! ano ba yan, naiinggit ako sa mga romantic comedy na may HAPPY ENDING :(

Derrick Monasterio
sus! wag kang mainggit diyan.
Bea Benene
bakit naman?
Derrick Monasterio
kasi kapag sinagot mo na ako, yung love story natin, NEVER ENDING
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Never Ending After · 8 April 2012 · Comments
Marco Gumabao

Marco Gumabao Miles Ocampo Pag sumama ka sa MATALINO, magiging MATALINO ka. Pag sumama ka sa ADIK, magiging ADIK ka. Try mong sumama sa AKIN, at magiging AKIN ka.

Miles Ocampo
Naman.
Igi Boy Flores
Try mong sumama kay @Kiray Celis, mas GAGANDA ka.
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Sumama Ka · 8 April 2012 · Comments
Chacha Bulilit

Chacha Bulilit Miguel De Guzman Aray! Nahulog ako!

Chacha Bulilit
Sa ‘yo.
Miguel De Guzman
Weh? Bakit ako? Di ko kayang mahulog sa iyo?
Chacha Bulilit
Bakit naman?
Miguel De Guzman
Kasi sa bawat segundong kasama kita, LUMULUTANG ako…
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Hulog at Lutang · 8 April 2012 · Comments
Ash Ketchum

Ash Ketchum Nurse Joy Samahan mo nga ako sa HOSPITAL.

Nurse Joy
Bakit?
Ash Ketchum
Ang dami ko na kasing NARARAMDAMAN PARA SA IYO.
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Madaming Nararamdaman · 8 April 2012 · Comments
Mike Enriquez

Mike Enriquez Mel Tiangco Ipapaimbestigahan ko ang mga magulang mo.

Mel Tiangco
Bakit naman? Para saan?
Mike Enriquez
Nakagawa kasi sila ng nakaka-ADIK katulad mo.
Mel Tiangco
Oh? Ang galing noh po?
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Imbestigador · 8 April 2012 · Comments
Chacha Bulilit

Chacha Bulilit Miguel De Guzman Tulog na tayo. Sweet Dreams…

Miguel De Guzman
Gusto mo ng matulog para mapanaginipan mo ako noh?
Chacha Bulilit
Dati yun. Ngayon, hindi na.
Chacha Bulilit
Mas gusto ko nang maaga gumising para makapiling ka.
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Pagtulog at Paggising · 8 April 2012 · Comments
naman! XD
12 June 12 at 11:45
 
 
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