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Manny Pangilinan To the tune of Starships by Nicki Minaj

Let’s enum’rate each, each
Be carried away
I say, new contract next day
Have it inked, inked if the price’s right
Mad riches like me, your Monopoly guy

The Palawan, let’s go mine it on
The zone own, yes I own toll zones
And MRT, have a safe trip!
I’mma blow off my money and don’t give two s**ts

Willie’s on floor, floor
He’s loved by fans
Offered him more, more,
Got his good response

Buy when I’m bored, bored
Like it’s my last chance
‘Coz I want more, more
That’s what I am

Ownerships and things I buy
Cignal and TV5
Sun, Smart and Red Mobile
Let’s buy one at a time

Ownerships and things I buy
Heads up GMA is mine
Let’s spread news one last time
Won’t stop

Felipe Gozon

We’re higher than Mother Ignacia
We’re higher than Mother Ignacia
We’re higher than Mother Ignacia

Manny Pangilinan

Smart Gilas for Olympics hoops
I own that
And I might pamper Azkals this month
I owe that
Meralco Bolts you want, TNT you like

Get all artists, two and seven, inside
Diamond-, Super-, Mega- star

Now everybody let me hear you say N-B-A
Invite Bryant, Durant, Rose to play play play
Own next team: Sacramento Kings Kings Kings
My name is MVP, you can call me Money

Buy when I’m bored, bored
Like it’s my last chance
‘Coz I want more, more
That’s what I am

Ownerships and things I buy
Philex and S-P-I
Sun, Smart and Red Mobile
Let’s buy one at a time

Ownerships and things I buy
Heads up GMA is mine
Let’s spread news one last time
Won’t stop

Felipe Gozon

We’re higher than Mother Ignacia
We’re higher than Mother Ignacia
We’re higher than Mother Ignacia

Manny Pangilinan

Ownerships and things I buy
Cignal and TV5
Sun, Smart and Red Mobile
Let’s buy one at a time

Ownerships and things I buy
Heads up GMA is mine
Let’s spread news one last time
Won’t stop

Felipe Gozon

We’re higher than Mother Ignacia
We’re higher than Mother Ignacia
We’re higher than Mother Ignacia

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Ownerships · 11 June 2012 · Comments

Renato Corona To the tune of Payphone by Maroon 5 –
I’m out of the throne going to my home
All my accounts I hid from you
Where’d dollars gone
Dunno it’s all wrong
Convicted by Article 2

Renato Corona

Yeah, I, I know it’s hard to remember,
SC’s where I used to be…
It’s even harder to picture,
You probed my wife next to me.

You said waiver’s late to cross it,
But is it too late to try?
Accounts opened but you wasted
All of the chances turned down

Knighted at midnight
By one who lack height
Now I’m paralyzed
By head of this time
Coz I called land robbed,
They should give out Aquino’s paradise

I’m out of the throne going to my home
All my accounts I hid from you
Where’d dollars gone
Dunno it’s all wrong
Convicted by Article 2

If “Happy Ever Afters” did exist,
I would still be reigning Chief Justice
All those powerpoints are full of shit.
One more fucking slideshow, I’ll be sick.

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Dethrone by Moron 5 · 29 May 2012 · Comments

Renato Corona
Am I that really unwell?
Don’t ask me, I’ll never tell
My blood sugar, it just fell
I’m not getting away

Renato Corona

I waive my soul for a wish
1-8-9 men that I pissed
They should be signing for this
They’re not getting away

Excuse me, I’m goin’
You can’t keep me holdin’
JPE was shoutin’

Juan Ponce Enrile

Where you think you’re going, baby?

Renato Corona

Hey I just heard you
And this is crazy
Back with my wheelchair
Familiar, maybe?

It’s hard to look my
SAL-N baby
But here’s my waiver
Acquit me maybe

Hey I will dare you
And this is crazy
But here’s my waiver
Acquit me maybe

And all the pro-PNoys
Try to chase me,
But here’s my waiver
Acquit me maybe

Renato Corona

I live simple life I call
We have no aircon at all
I keep my dollars to roll
Won’t be declared anyway

Basa’s and us had a deal
My daughter took the wheel
I don’t know what they would feel,
But they love us any way

Excuse me, I’m goin’
You can’t keep me holdin’
JPE was shoutin’

Juan Ponce Enrile

Where you think you’re going, baby?

Renato Corona

Hey I just heard you
And this is crazy
Back with my wheelchair
Familiar, maybe?

It’s hard to look my
SAL-N baby
But here’s my waiver
Acquit me maybe

Hey I will dare you
And this is crazy
But here’s my waiver
Acquit me maybe

And all the pro-PNoys
Try to chase me,
But here’s my waiver
Acquit me maybe

Franklin Drilon

Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad

Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
I missed you so, so bad

Renato Corona

It’s hard to look my
SAL-N baby
But here’s my waiver
Acquit me maybe

Hey I will dare you
And this is crazy
But here’s my waiver
Acquit me maybe

And all the pro-PNoys
Try to chase me,
But here’s my waiver
Acquit me maybe

Franklin Drilon

Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
I missed you so bad
I missed you so, so bad

Before you came into my life
I missed you so bad
And you should know that
Convict you, maybe?

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Acquit Me Maybe · 28 May 2012 · Comments

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xyza

Havey!

28 May 12 at 15:29

sophie

nice napakanta tlaga ako dun. havey na havey ah. dpat kinanta nila yan sa senado

12 June 12 at 12:16

Rayver Cruz Cristine Reyes Alam mo para tayong CLOVER.

Cristine Reyes

Bakit naman?

Rayver Cruz

Ikaw yung C. Ako yung R. At may LOVE sa ating dalawa.

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Clover · 8 April 2012 · Comments

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jet grace

pagsure oi

11 April 12 at 22:21

Ako si Batman

pag pinagsama pala kayo magiging cr na kayo eh. hha

11 April 12 at 23:22

Sakamoto Kanta Takeshi Goda Pare, may taning na buhay ko, last night ko na toh! kaya FB tayo buong gabi.

Takeshi Goda

Tumigil ka nga dyan pre! Maaga pa gising ko bukas. Buti nga, ikaw hindi na !

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Till The End · 8 April 2012 · Comments

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Ako Si Jhay

hahaha naks

11 April 12 at 13:30

jr

kie

12 April 12 at 09:59

Kiray Celis Igi Boy Flores Dalawa lang naman ang bisyo ko e. Ang malasing sa pagmamahal mo at ang isugal lahat para sa’yo. Eh ikaw?

Igi Boy Flores

DOTA.

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Dalawang Bisyo · 8 April 2012 · Comments

Miguel De Guzman Chacha Bulilit Kung ikaw ang magsisilbing KANDILA ko sa dilim. Hindi kita sisindihan.

Chacha Bulilit

Bakit?

Miguel De Guzman

Kasi mas gugustuhin ko pang maglakad sa dilim KASAMA ka, kaysa makarating ako sa liwanag na WALA ka na.

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Liwanag Sa Dilim · 8 April 2012 · Comments

viakate

ahhhahhhaah galing nyo naman ... ?

9 April 12 at 21:27

abby

woah! haha

10 April 12 at 12:12

Jose Rizal Leonor Rivera Masasabi mo bang isa akong malansang isda kung mas mahal pa kita kaysa sa sarili nating wika?

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Magmahal sa Sariling Wika · 8 April 2012 · Comments

Mang Tomas Mama Sita Litson ka ba?

Mama Sita

Huh?

Mang Tomas

Kasi habang umiikot-ikot ka sa isip ko, pasarap ka ng pasarap sa paningin ko.

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Litson Ka Ba? · 8 April 2012 · Comments

Bea Benene Ay! ano ba yan, naiinggit ako sa mga romantic comedy na may HAPPY ENDING

Derrick Monasterio

sus! wag kang mainggit diyan.

Bea Benene

bakit naman?

Derrick Monasterio

kasi kapag sinagot mo na ako, yung love story natin, NEVER ENDING

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Never Ending After · 8 April 2012 · Comments

Marco Gumabao Miles Ocampo Pag sumama ka sa MATALINO, magiging MATALINO ka. Pag sumama ka sa ADIK, magiging ADIK ka. Try mong sumama sa AKIN, at magiging AKIN ka.

Miles Ocampo

Naman.

Igi Boy Flores

Try mong sumama kay @Kiray Celis, mas GAGANDA ka.

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Sumama Ka · 8 April 2012 · Comments