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VIP, ParaLESS · 11 March 2010 · Comments
hi everyone!
11 March 10 at 20:50
wasakero
JUMPING JOLOGS!!
11 March 10 at 21:44
John Lloyd Cruz

John Lloyd Cruz and Bea Alonzo are tagged in this video by the Ruby Rimshakers

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One More Chance in 2D

John Lloyd Cruz
Anong sinabi ng Avatar 3D dito? Haha.
Rimshakers, Ingat!
Bea Alonzo
Goodness! Grabe! Galing! Ganda!
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One More Chance in 2D · 9 March 2010 · Comments
boloy
d best tol!....
11 March 10 at 20:18
starrr
i love this. <3 sana ibang movies din nila bea, gwan nito. super cuteeee.
11 March 10 at 23:29
Kris Aquino

Kris Aquino Ruffa Gutierrez – Aminin mo… ibang level ang saya dito sa Farmville.

Ruffa Gutierrez
Well, I know, you don’t have to rub it in Kris. Syempre I’m sad din. Sana wag mo naman, you know, dagdagan. Withered na nga eh.
Boy Abunda
We harvest in circles, we harvest in circles, we don’t say goodbye.
Kris Aquino
Ruffa, ano ka ba? we’re neighbors!
Raymond Gutierrez
Some people want all the crops & can be really tactless. I’m happy that my neighbors here in Country Story show equal respect for each other.
Annabelle Rama
Ruffa, alam ko adik ka sa pagharvest. Pero dun sa kabila, sa Barn Buddy, walang maiinggit sa ‘yo dun. May peace of mind.
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Ruffa, Luma-Buzz Sa Set · 8 March 2010 · Comments
ok! (walkout)
11 March 10 at 16:10
dong paolo
napanood ko to! :)
11 March 10 at 16:37
Chacha Bulilit

Chacha Bulilit Bugoy Carino – Many thanks sa advanced monthsary gift mo ah.

Bugoy Carino
Basta para sa iyo, Cha.
Chacha Bulilit
Pero parang hindi ko yata matanggap.
Bugoy Carino
O bakit naman? Ayaw mo ng kulay red na shoes?
Chacha Bulilit
Gusto ko, DC shoes eh. Kaso… sobrang mahal kasi.
Bugoy Carino
Kasi nga… sobrang mahal.
Nikki Gil
Aww… These kids. So adorable.
Marvin Agustin
ay gusto ito. Parang familiar.
Nikki Gil
I know right.
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lighart
ahhaha..
11 March 10 at 13:03
wahhaha
11 March 10 at 21:02
Blue

Blue Dora The Explorer: Arf Arf Arf

Dora The Explorer
Poor Blue, she lost her notebook. Can you help me find Blue’s Handy-Dandy Notebook?
Swiper
Oh men, not me. I didn’t swipe it.
Steve Burns
Meh. Not here.
Dora The Explorer
Let’s look further.
Light Yagami
I borrowed the Handy-Dandy Notebook.
Dora The Explorer
We found the Notebook.
Blue
arf arf
Light Yagami
and I wrote “Steve”
Steve Burns
Nnnoo-
Dora The Explorer
Oh, it makes all sense now. We did it!
Donovan Patton
Hi kids, I’m Joe.
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Death Note Book · 8 March 2010 · Comments
adiktussayosus
HAHA !! arf arf
10 March 10 at 20:24
paula
aHahaha !! OH men!!
11 March 10 at 19:21
Chacha Bulilit

Chacha Bulilit Um, nalilito na ako. Ang hirap pala ng love.

Chacha Bulilit
Pwede, taym pers muna.
Bugoy Carino
Pero, Time is meaningless when you’re in love.
Miguel De Guzman
At saka, ang pag-ibig ay may sariling time frame…
Chacha Bulilit
Sige, kayo na ang nanood ng MYLC.
Miguel De Guzman
Actually…
Bugoy Carino
The truth is…
Single Lloydies kami ni Migs.
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Single Lloydies · 2 March 2010 · Comments
katuwa
11 March 10 at 14:12
nakakainis ung mga pbb big 5 nag o offline>
11 March 10 at 14:13
Miley Cyrus

Miley Cyrus has posted a note: Party Pilipinas, Hey!

Show went off na pala last Sunday
With hosts from past to present day
Farewell to the show of once success
Woah, Natalo sa rating

Plunged in too deep
Like nung kanilang first time
Look sa kabila, They make surrender sign
They are getting so angry
Bitter pa sa ASAP XV

My tummy’s turnin and I’m feelin kinda getting sick
Too much pressure, They got nervous,
That’s when Pilipinas turned on the TV
and ASAP XV was on
and ASAP XV was on
and ASAP XV was on

So I put my hands up
Kasi They’re ruining my song,
And SOP just went away
Suko na ako like yeah!
Pa-awa effect like yeah!
And I got my hands up,
Kasi They’re ruining my song
I know They’re gonna be ok
Yeah, It’s Party Pilipinas, Hey!
Yeah, It’s Party Pilipinas, Hey!

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Party Pilipinas · 2 March 2010 · Comments
kijie
hahahahaa..!!ahaka tagaLog.version meron pala.?
10 March 10 at 21:13
asap fanatic
very well said nel. agree ako 100% walang kasing saya kasi pag nanunuod ako ng asap xv and ever week ...
11 March 10 at 15:30
Miguel De Guzman

Miguel De Guzman Chacha Bulilit – Ginawa ko naman lahat eh. Minahal kita sa paraan na alam ko. Bakit naging ganun pa rin?

Chacha Bulilit
Are you starting a fight with me?
Miguel De Guzman
No, I’m just finding a reason to fight for you.
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One Last Fight · 2 March 2010 · Comments
http://facebuko.net/wp-content/uploads/extras/straight.gif syang naman :)) hahaha !
8 March 10 at 11:15
trumpo
hasus!!
10 March 10 at 16:32
Jason Francisco

Jason Francisco Melai Cantiveros – Moa Moa Moa Moa

Melai Cantiveros
Over! Oo na. Mag-Mall of Asia tayo. Argh! Basta hanap lang tayo ng timing. Ching!
Jason Francisco
Hindi naman yan mall eh, sweetie pie! Kiss yan.
Moah Moah Moah Moah!
Melai Cantiveros
Chhharrrr!
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Moah · 2 March 2010 · Comments
Ryoana
hai naku..~♥
10 March 10 at 22:14
JupetzZz
sus clarisse na ngangarap na ppnta jan si melai mayaman na yan!!
11 March 10 at 21:53
Lil Zuplado

Lil Zuplado d! bAl3 N6 p0HwZeR, H!nD! N5m5N p0sEr.

Lhady Malditah
P5n$kiN k0 nGa Eh, D5MiN6 F5K3 a((oUnTz sA FB!
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Pusher · 2 March 2010 · Comments
domz
dami nga fake accounts sa fb para lang maggift sa official fb nila sa FV...
9 March 10 at 22:00
Arbeyy
Hahaha =))) IMBA post! Mga Jeje-Peeps! =)))))
10 March 10 at 18:13
Bugoy Carino

Bugoy Carino Chacha Bulilit – Alam mo mejo bastos ka?

Chacha Bulilit
Hindi kita inaano diyan ah.
Bakit ako bastos?
Bugoy Carino
Kasi basta-basta ka na lang pumapasok sa isipan ko.
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Medyo Bastos · 2 March 2010 · Comments
sweet naman kayo
8 March 10 at 20:03
hha :)) kulet a namamayagpag ang kakornihan pero cute infairness :)
11 March 10 at 22:42
Laurenti Dyogi

Laurenti Dyogi tagged Melai Cantiveros and Jason Francisco in this photo:


Mana Po

Jason Francisco
Sweetie pie! Ayos ah, may movie agad.
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Mana Po · 22 February 2010 · Comments
PRANG AVATAR LANG AH.... JOKE UR MY IDOL ate melai.....
9 March 10 at 16:05
charlang!!!!!!!!!!
9 March 10 at 20:46
PPCRV

PPCRV Jonas Roque – As per Republic Act 9006 or the Fair Elections Act and with the approval of Commission on Elections, we are calling for your leave of absence for the duration of the campaign period if celebrities like you continue to endorse candidates.

PPCRV
According to Section 6 of the Fair Election Act, “Any mass media columnist, commentator, announcer, reporter, on-air correspondent or personality who is a candidate for any elective public office or is a campaign volunteer for or employed, or retained in any capacity by any candidate or political party shall be deemed resigned, if so required by their employer, or shall take a leave of absence from his/her work as such during the campaign period.”
Jonas Roque
Yes, mass media includes Internet. And yes, celebrity. But No on leave of absence. Paano na UPD Engineering? Lolz.
Boy Abunda
I feel for you, Jonas.
Kris Aquino
See you in Quezon City jail, Jonas.
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Fair Elections Act · 18 February 2010 · Comments
hahaha............ daan nalang muna ako..........
9 March 10 at 20:44
deimon
imba...................... ahahah
10 March 10 at 13:40
Bugoy Carino

Bugoy Carino Chacha Bulilit – Kung maging superhero ako…

Chacha Bulilit
Superman?
Bugoy Carino
Hindi.
Chacha Bulilit
Batman?
Bugoy Carino
Hindi rin. Hehe.
Chacha Bulilit
Si Spiderman?
Bugoy Carino
Lalong hindi rin.
Chacha Bulilit
Sirit na!
Bugoy Carino
I’m YourMan, KailanMan!
Chacha Bulilit
Aw (cozy)
Miguel De Guzman
Tanong lang, merong “dislike” na button ba dito? Nagtatanong lang.
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Ako Ang Iyong Superhero · 18 February 2010 · Comments
zJhonNe
meron!.. una like mo tapus kita mo na dislike button.. xD
11 March 10 at 01:44
hahaha :)) bastusan aba c: magkakasundo tyo nian bata! xD
11 March 10 at 22:45
Izzy Canillo

Izzy Canillo Belated Happy Birthday Tita Kris Aquino, Tito James Yap, Ate Heart Evangelista and Kuya John Prats.

Izzy Canillo
Ang dami nilang may birthday kapag February.
Shin Chan
Hindi rin. Mas marami kapag November.
Izzy Canillo
Eh, barbero! Paano mo naman nasabi?
Shin Chan
Valentine’s Day nun eh. Dun nagsimula. Bilang ka ng nine months.
Sean Philip
Oo nga noh! Pati kaya September. Pasko o kaya naman New Year noon.
Shin Chan
Haha.
Izzy Canillo
Binilang ko rin yung akin, hahaha, Birthday naman ni Papa nun!
Shin Chan
Alam na!
Sean Philip
^Alam na nga! Oi, yung nagbabasa nito, magbibilang na rin.
Izzy Canillo
Kabataan nga naman NOON.
Zaijian Jaranilla
Hindi ko gets! Pa-explain!
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Nine Months After · 18 February 2010 · Comments
hahaha paexperience sa facebuko!
11 March 10 at 17:03
kola
hhahahaha! edi nung paSko pla ako ginawa Tahaha! XD
11 March 10 at 23:12